Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you won the $5 lottery

I wish that fairies were real

Granted, but you had to spend the rest of your life listening to the words "Hey!" being spoken a thousand times over.

I wish my voice had the ability to repair broken glass.

Granted, but as they gratefully fly around you their light permanently blinds you.
yuck, beated.

Granted, but the shattered glass jumps to your friends faces instead!

I wish Gameloft would release a good and original DSiWare game!

Granted. They released an original DSiware that they thought was good

I wish for sleep

Granted, you got an acid-spewing turtle monster named "sleep".

I wish agbar's wish granting made sense.

Granted, but you enter a permanent "what is this i dont even" mode for writing abgar wrong

i wish to win one million legal dollars

Granted, but after taxes you only received $17 and 11 cents.

I wish for fish.

Granted, you enter a place filled with fish and you even get to meet pinocchio.

i wish i had a better computer

Granted, but it inhabits the soul of a human eating demon.

I wish for the tastiest burrito ever made.

Granted, but I already ate it
I wish that I could change the difficulty of life

Granted, but theres only "Normal", "Hard" and "Expert" settings!

I wish i could fly!

Granted, but you can only fly up!

I wish I could type faster.

Granted but you can no longer type any sort of coherent english.
I wish I didn't know the Pokemon Theme Song off by heart.

Granted, but now you have learned the theme songs for the last 5 seasons of the show.

I wish i had the greatest mathematical mind in the world.

Granted, it's in this jar of formaldehyde

I wish I had more time in day to get things done.

Granted, you now have to work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with no breaks.

I wih I would actually do what I set out to do without getting distracted.

Granted but now you're so focused on what you're doing you get hit by a bus while crossing the road.
I wish for twelve angry men.

Granted, but you immediately set out to clean all of the public restrooms in the entire world. With your tongue.

EDIT: Oh, COME ON. Half an hour since Mickeymac's post, and FATEM posts right when I do.

Granted, you now have twelve extremely angry men performing delicate surgery on you.

I wish I had cool Anime hair (preferably blue).

Granted, but you need a jar to put it in.

I wish i grew 50 cm and was the tallest (living) man in the world

Granted. Unfortunately, you could no longer fit in a car.

I wish I knew what else rhymed with wish besides fish.