Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, it's so creative, that everyone will attempt to credit it as their own creation, and no one will believe you when you say you made

I wish I knew what else to wish for in this thread

Granted, you wish for creeping crud.

I wish for Otaku to meet the girl of his dreams in reality.

Granted, but I might the girl of my dreams, instead of SuperOtaku. (I'm assuming you meant him)
I wish there was universal peace.

Granted, but it's only in this universe

I wish I was a wizard at chess

Granted, but you change your mind. You want to be a mage at chess instead.
I wish a giant pizza would crash into my living room, but would not do any damage whatsoever.

Granted, but now you cannot enter the room unless you bite through it [the pizza]

I wish everyone would have a good night

Granted, but you ruin the rest of everybody's lives.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

Granted, but then it gets corrupted

I wish I could see very well in the dark

granted but now you can't see in the daylight

i wish i could fly

Granted, but now you can't walk.

I wish that my band could start recording RIGHT NOW.

Granted, but the recording is worse than Friday by Rebbeca Black

I wish I could watch any movie in a minute

granted, but you can only watch crappy movies
I wish my best friend would finally grow a pair and ask his crush out

Granted, but now movies lose all meaning to you cause their watched constantly.

I wish I could come up with a question to ask y'all.

granted, but nobody likes your question and chooses to ignore it
I wish @scicri would have answered the right question.....

@bossmark - Granted, but said crush rejects your friend...

Also @bossmark - Granted, but since I already answered it, then it creates a hole in the fabric of the universe, similar to the effects of dividing by zero. (Yes I saw that pic you posted in the other thread lol)

I wish that my friends ira would actually dress up for Halloween instead being a bunch of weenies.

Granted, now they go out trick-or-treating dressed up as sausage weenies

I wish I knew how the Rubik's cube was mastered

Granted, you now know that many innocent people underwent mental torture and stress for just one person to be the first to crack the code.
_{And that's the truth...I mean, have you ever tried to solve that thing? You get all the colours on one side to be the same...then undo all that hard work to try and do two...then get all the colours on another side to be the same, but a different colour. It's torture!}

I wish I didn't make everybody in chat hate me...

Granted, everyone you see in chat loves you so much they start creepily stalking you.

I wish that instead of Skylanders, we got either a remake of one of the first three Spyro games, a remake compilation of the first three Spyro games or a new Spyro game in the style of the first three on 3DS or Wii.

Granted, but they do not sell as well in stores

I wish I could stay up 24/7

You have continuous diarrhea
I wish I had my own star