Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the cheese is covered in mold.

I wish I could wish for everything I ever wished for. Wishful thinking...?

Granted, you only ever wished for wishful thinking, so now all you can think about is wishing for things, but the only thing for which you think of wishing.is wishing for things, meaning you are now stuck in an infinite loop of no other thoughts.

I wish for TeeJay to have Cynder for his copy of Skylanders.

Granted. But when you turn on Skylanders it actually turns out to be E.T. for the Atari!!!! lol

I wish I hadn't been away from this site for so long!!!! lol

Granted, now you have a chip implanted in your brain that beams the website directly into your consciousness. Now NL is the only thing on your mind, constantly eating away at your brain until you go insane from the repetitive thoughts.

I wish Kirby's Epic Yarn was ported to the 3DS.

Granted. But it only happens in Japan, and you never learn to read Japanese, and you never get a Japanese 3DS!!!! lol (Just had to make sure I had all my bases covered there!!!! lol)

I wish I was married.

Granted, you are now married...to this guy!

I wish I knew what battered bacon balls taste like...

Granted, but they taste so good that you go into a coma for the rest of your life.
I wish SpongeBob was actually funny like it used to be.

Granted, it's as funny as ever, you jerk! >: [
_{By the way, the corruption is that everybody thinks you're a jerk for not realising how funny it was in the first place...you jerk.}

I wish new Adventure Time episodes would hurry up already and play on Cartoon Network in Australia!
_{Zacky needs to watch Fionna and Cake without resorting to illegally watching it online!}

Granted. But you then move to America who decides to cancel the show, and Australia declares war on America making it impossible for you to import it from there, and then the rest of the world also declares war on America making it impossible for you to get it from anywhere (it is also going to be very difficult for you to live, which is also pretty sad)!!!! lol

I wish I never had to sleep!!!! lol

Granted, but you got your wish by exposure to toxic waste that mutates you. Then everybody shuns you and the government just happens to mistake you for an alien, thereby taking you to Area 51 and never seeing your precious games ever again because you forgot about them and the government allows personal stuff in Area 51 for aliens.

I wish I could have a puppy (oh, and make it furry like a huskie puppy).

Granted, you get the world's most vicious Pomeranian + Great Dane cross-breed dog.

I wish you won't have made the corruption you made to this wish.

Granted. But unfortunately your wish wasn't able to stop me from corrupting your wish!!!! lol It's like my Bub (my Grandpa) always said, "You can wish in one hand, and use the restroom in the other, and see which one gets filled up first!!!!" lol

I wish putting pictures to serve as the thumbnails for your iPod albums wasn't so tedious and didn't take as long!!!! lol

Granted, now you can't do it at all.
I wish i never had to leave my zezzy:(

Granted. But this only happened because you were surgically joined together like Siamese Twins which really makes it very difficult and uncomfortable for you to do anything!!!! lol

I wish that the new Avatar series (The Legend of Korra) would come out already!!!!

Granted, but...hold on a sec...there's a new Avatar series?! Well, uh...granted, but you get turned into a 6-inch-tall sky bison who can't fly.
_{We're talking about benders and not giant blue aliens, right?}

I wish for this wish's corruptor to eat a big sammich.

I wish my dog would stop frickin WHINING AT THE FOOT OF MY BED!!!!!!!!

Granted, now it's an ogre who keeps growling at the foot of your bed and throwing faeces at you while you sleep.

I wish for my very own Shigeru Miyamoto action figure.

Granted, but you obtain the one and only copy of it, and many gamers will endlessly go after you for it and will try to take it for themselves

I wish I could cook

granted, but you cannot cook well
i wish i had a more creative halloween costume

Granted, it's so creative, that everyone will attempt to credit it as their own creation, and no one will believe you when you say you made

I wish I knew what else to wish for in this thread