Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you are so ugly, you explode.
I wish I was Link from Legend of Zelda.

Granted, now you're surrounded by danger all around you

I wish I knew what a fish's point of view was like

granted, you spend the rest of your life in a bowl and are then flushed down a toilet.

I wish I could speak any language at will

Granted, you now speak fluent Anylish and can't speak another language.

I wish for the GBA I wish for to crumble to dust the moment I turn it on.

granted, the dust causes anaphylactic shock and you die.

I wish to be magically transported to the buffyverse

Granted, now you get to slay vampires alongside her, only you're blind and will have to rely on your other senses to get through the night

I wish I could go to Disney World

Granted, you are now in a reality which combines every Disney film and television show...but you somehow keep getting captured by villains such as Scar, Jafar, Shere Khan, Yzma and (for some weird reason) the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts.

I wish for a dill pickle.

Granted but it was actually a dill pickle that has been drenched in glue and cat hair.
I wish my back would stop hurting.

Granted, but then every other part of your body goes into twice as much pain as your back.
I wish the next MLP: FiM episode would come out on Monday instead of next next Saturday.

Granted, But its the last episode ever.

I wish that I could run at super speed.

Granted, now you're so fast, you cannot stop, even if you tried

I wish I could see a live armadillo

Granted, but it dies right when you see it.
I wish this Halloween will be the greatest ever.

Granted, everybody eats loads of candy/sweets/lollies and needs dental surgery by Christmastime.

I wish for more soft tacos like the ones I ate last night.
_{They were some seriously tasty noms...mmm...}

But now all those soft tacos become routine and you leave them to rot.
I wish I spent less time on the internet.

Granted, now you spend less time on the Internet and more on some school district's Intranet instead.

I wish I could magically be a tennis pro.

Granted, but that's the only sport you'll ever be good at

I wish I could construct a tall building

Granted, you build a tall construct which begins to destroy various settlements the moment it is animated.

I wish for you to pull the thing...that's next to the other thing... slightly loses grip

Granted, except I pull the other thing next to the thing.

I wish to meet more girls.

Granted, but none of them like you.
I wish I was famous.

Granted, now a few more people know who you are.

YEOOOOW!! No...that is not the thing!

I wish for a corruption.