Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but they're all copies of Rabbids 3D.

I wish Karakato's corruption was that the turkey on his sandwich was a little dry.
_{Don't worry, I got it.}

Granted but he still chokes and dies

grr sorry this is what I get for being on NL with sleep deprivation issues, I wish I could sleep

Granted, a rogue anaesthetist in a black van grabs you from the street, pulls you inside and straps a black mask to your face, resulting in your lungs being pumped full of sleeping gas. Then the driver of the van speeds away.

I wish for a really good thing.

Believe it or not I find that preferable to the current state of affairs.

anyway, granted, but it breaks

I wish for brownies

Granted but they are weed brownies and they taste horrible, you eat them all anyways, get really high and die.
I wish I was Bumble Bee the Transformer.

Granted, you segment into every incarnation of Bumblebee from every continuity, as well as all four forms of Cheetor from the Beast Era.

I wish that Unicron would just go suck himself into oblivion. >: [

Granted, but he brings you along with him.
I wish everything in the world was free. But only for me. >:3

Granted, you can never know achievement again and all objects have lost the value and cherished memories they once had.
I wish I could draw faster.

Granted, but now, since you draw at the speed of light, even a single stroke on any paper would result in combustion.
@NintendoPurist I give you This for getting the reference.
I wish that whenever people pronounce any vulgar words or make any crude remark, the words will be replaced by stars and rainbows that will sprout out from their mouths.

Granted, but the rainbows shape themselves into the vulgarity used. O.o

I wish I could read, write and speak fluent Welsh.

Granted, but now you've forgotten your native language completely

I wish all the homeless people on Earth had shelter for protection

Granted, but then shantytowns overtake clean city streets and wreck havoc upon the life of the Municipal department.
I wish I could go to Oz.

The Wicked Witch has taken over.
I wish for it to rain pie

Granted, pot pie, and all the cats in the world suddenly whine and struggle to obtain all of said pot pie.
I wish that there were more hours in the day.

Granted, the day now goes for 36 hours, just like Abydos. Then the world is conquered repeatedly by various Goa'uld, just like Abydos.

I wish for a sand witch.

Granted but when you go in the sand it turns into a witch and zaps you into a frog.

I wish for a GOOD eshop title

Granted, but it has horrible graphics even though it would have been good.

I wish I had $20.00 dollars right now to buy DSiWare Points.

Granted, but they must be used on a Wii or else you will be turned into a Microgoomba by a terrible enchantment on those points!

I wish to be turned into a warty, smelly toad by the piece of cake I wish for.

Granted, but you are so ugly, you explode.
I wish I was Link from Legend of Zelda.