Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but they they were all drained and broken.

I wish I had Ace Attorney Investigations right now...

Granted, but the cartriage is a pirated copy and you exploded

I wish the Rabbids would destroy the world

Granted, but instead they destroy lz, by hugging him indefinitely.

I wish to forever be polite.

Granted. But you get corrupted by your politeness and became politely evil!

I wish that Corbie would review Golden Sun :3

Granted, but he gives it a 1/10.

I wish NL would start reviewing GBA games already.

Granted, but then every console review is forfeited for a long time.

I wish the emoticon would show up in my signature.

How I wish I could grant that...instead, I turn you into a smiley!

I wish I had the power to turn StarBoy91 into a smiley. Forever.

Granted, but then the only emoticon that would exist from now on would be a happy one.

I wish to hang my Chrono Trigger poster on my wall.

I think I can do that one, oh wait...your wall disappeared
I wish my homework would do itself

Granted, but it always did a terrible job and got you F's.

I wish I wasn't so evil-minded.

Granted. You are pure and good

I wish I was more evil

Granted. but your body couldnt handle anymore evil so u explode......
I wish my avatar was a real person

@Lz2010

Granted. You became the most evil thing in the universe. Unfortunately, the natural law of attraction causes you to bond to me, the pure goodness, and we phase eachother out, which unleashes an energy so powerful, it rips a whole into the very fabric of the Universe, out of which pore thousands upon thousand of deadly, unknown creatures from another dimension!!! These creatures engulph the universe, leaving nothing in its wake! Stars are extinguished, civilizations are wiped out in the blink of an eye! All that remains is a cold, unending darkness...

I wish I knew where I got the idea for that wish from.

Granted....you got blehed

I wish I didn't care

I would grant that wish, but I don't care either.

I wish I understood the implication of of Lz's statement in regards to my post.

Granted, but your wish got mixed up and you only got some candy.
I wish my homework that did itself was good enough to get me good marks.

Granted. #(* HSIP B(PSWY*EWP (*VH @#( (P*SAY FI(HIPQP. Unfortunately no one understood what i just said

I wish Mario would kick Sonic

Oops! Mario missed and kicked himself
I wish I could kick Sonic. (3-D Sonic)

Granted, but he kicked you back, very, very hard, in the place where it really, really hurts.

I wish I could kiss myself.

Granted, but you kiss your cheeks, and not the ones in your face.

i wish to win the lottery!