Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but your whole life is dedicated to being kidnapped by large Turtle-dragons and aliens over and over again and your only sense of redemption is through being rescued by short and ugly men _{preferably plumbers who are high on shrooms}

I wish that when ever anyone makes any undesirable troll comments at any place and any time, a mallet would magically poof out of the air and bonk them on the head and stars would pop out of their heads.

Granted, but the mallet detects you as a troll.
I wish LordJumpMad was a mod at this site.

Granted, but he has every user put to death because they are not worthy.

I wish Bieber was in my town so I could see him in concert.

Granted, but she is now a man and you are not attracted to men for you are a lesbian.

I wish metal bikinis offered as much protection in real life as they do in video games.

you get cuts from wearing it

i wish i didn't have to use the bathroom

Granted, but now you evacuate into the kitchen sink.

I wish for every other NLifer to have a big piece of cake.

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish I had a Klondike Bar!

Granted, but a headcrab was hiding in it.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted you are tasty Khaoz nuggets instead.

I wish I could be prom queen with a hot hunky man rubbing oil all over my hot body.

Granted, but afterwards he sets the oil on fire.

I wish I could beat Battletoads.

Granted, but when you finish it, your stomach gets slashed by an evil dwarf.

I wish I had lightning super powers (like Cole's from inFamous)

Granted, but you can only live and breathe underwater.

I wish I was immune to pain.

Granted, but you get your head chopped off while you are asleep without knowing.

I wish I was a transformer

Granted you are now a robot with panties on your head like the one in your avatar.

I wish I could ride on Cloud Strife bareback like a steed, riding off into the sunset.

Granted, but he atracts a bunch of anime girls who beats you up and rapes Cloud.
I wish I could eat a ton of food without getting fat.

Granted, now it goes right through you.
EDIT: I wish I didn't forget to make a wish earlier.

Granted, you forgot to go to the toilet instead.

I wish I knew why Jumbif's avatar looks identical to my grandfather. O.o

Granted, but now you wish you didn't know.

I wish Superman 64 was a great game.

all copies were destroyed

i wish for it to rain soda

Granted, but now you're all sticky for your job interview.

I wish I was human.