Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@YashaStepanovic You cruel, cruel fiend...
Okay, Reggie does die. Ice cubes fall (accidentally) into a NinToaster. This angers a large rhinoceros and it charges into Reggie.
But it also charges into you.

I wish Steve Jobs hadn't died.

You... you stole my wish! Grrr...

Granted, but then he will be forever sick and in pain.

I wish Steve Jobs was healthy and lived a full life (over 85 years).

Granted, he lives next door to Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley, Salmon Rushdie is his roommate.

I wish that I had a copy of Skyward Sword TODAY

That's not a bad thing.

Granted, but your copy is full of glitches cause the game wasn't fully tested.

I wish the new CEO of Apple does a good job with the company.

tendoboy1984, you forgot to make a wish

I wish all my wishes had positive results. Ha! Now I can't lose!

there you go fixing it on the edit on me

granted, but nobody appreciates the good products he comes out with and the stocks tank.

I wish that I got hired by Big N as a game design consultant.

granted, but the positives cancel each other out and you lose.

I wish that I could finally fall asleep as it's 2:09 am

Granted, but you'll wake up 3 minutes later.

I wish I was a game show host.

Granted but you host Family Feud and are forever ridiculed as the worst game show host ever.

I wish I could be Darth Vader.

Granted, but Luke kills you.
I wish I could swim good

Granted, but you can't swim well.

I wish I did better on my science test this morning.

Granted but your teacher loses only your results and you have to redo it at break as the teacher can't find another time for you to do it.

I wish sleep wasn't needed. Then I would be able to do so much more in a day.

Granted but every other second your eyes glaze over and forget what you were doing.

I wish I had Superman's powers.

kryptonite constantly takes away your powers

I wish to work at nintendo

granted but sony buys them and sacks everyone

wish I could meet the real spongebob

Granted but you have to meet him underwater.
I wish no wishes could be corrupted.

Granted but only if your wishes are made in an exact predetermined time at a specific place. To find such a place and have the timing down would be pure luck.

I wish that entertainment would be less expensive in general

Granted. Now everything else goes up in price. Thanks a lot for making everything more expensive for the rest of us!

I wish someone would lather me in oil and call me a bad girl.

Granted, but it is opposite day and you really did wish for it.
I wish I had a sub sandwich right now.