Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, but now they are all really boring
i wish goats could turn into people

Granted but in exchange for this granted wish you are now a Goat and you're lying within the bosom of Catherine.

I wish that I could have a Ever-Burrito Pouch to satisfy my undying love for Spanish Burrito/Taco cuisine.

Granted, but all Mexicans sue you for ripping off their food okay why do I care why they sue you, they just do.
I wish I could have the power of omnipresence.

Granted but there is a nasty catch! You're only omnipresence in the womens bathrooms and in haunted cemeteries.

I wish for the PETA to be non-existence as they're aren't the the genuine and sincere voice of the animal rights movement, vegetarians or the helpless animals themselves.

Granted, but now no one in the world will care about threads you make on internet forums.

Eh...@SMEXIZ... You didn't wish for anything...Therefore, I give you a bear made of marshmallows!
I wish everything tasted like metal.

everything now is metal.
i wish this wish was granted.

Granted, it is granted, but while you were looking pleased with yourself, we snuck into your house and stole your TV.
I wish import games wouldn't cost so much.

Granted, now you don't understand anything because it's all in Japanese.
I wish I could wish a wishy wish that wished for LAZER VIZION!

You get lazer vision but it bounces off a mirror and burns a hole in your head.
I wish I could be awesomer than I already am.

Congratulations you are so awesome that millions of people become jealous of your greatness. Because of this they conspire together to have you killed so that you can no longer make everyone else look bad. They torture you for months before finally finishing you off in one of the most painful ways possible that I cannot mention here.

I wish many Wii games didn't have forced, tacked on waggle controls.

Granted, but now every game is made up of nothing but quick time events.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.

granted, but it is poisoned
i wish i could speak dog

Granted, but you will constantly hear every dog talking for the rest of you life.

I wish I had an OoT pocket watch.

Granted, you now own an "Omlets on Toast" pocket watch.

I wish I could eradicate pickles from the face of the Earth.

Granted, but all the pickle-lovers will revolt and hunt you down.

I wish I had a little rabbit for a pet.

granted, but then late at night it swaps brains with you
i wish i had a machine that turned gorillas into pandas(the red kind)

Granted, but you have so much stuff that it can't all fit in your house and you suffocate.

I wish I owned LIMBO.

Granted, but you only get the demo.

I wish I had Super Metroid.

Granted, but you cant get past the first Ridly fight.

I wish I Had a copy of the Twilight Princess DS cartridge.