Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

What does Mr. Crocker capturing Cosmo and Wanda have to do with me getting a DeLoreon? O_o

Granted, but your wings fall off and you fall to your death.

I wish vampires were real (NOT Twilight vampires).

Granted, but they come after you first.

I wish I had my own computer

Granted, here's a Windows PC from 1989.

I wish Windows Vista never happened.

I was answering the 2+2=Fish wish but you Ninja-posted me.

Granted but vampires take of the world and over populate the world 10 x faster than people because they never die naturally.
WTF you people post way too fast!

Granted but only because of Y2K.
I wish I had a glass that could refill itself with any drink I wanted.

Granted, but Windows 7 is released far too early, and winds up being worse than Vista and for the glass wish, it stops everyone else from getting water, killing 95% of the population

I wish that Nintendo would release more 3DS games,

Granted, but they all suck. (Hopefully not, though)
I wish September 1st was tomorrow (for the eShop ambassador program)

Granted! _{I want that too}
I wish for a shnazzy car.

Granted, but it breaks down as soon as you leave the lot.

I wish for an infinite gigabyte sd card

@DarkSquid
Granted, but now Nintendo doesn't have enough time to finish preparing the games for the program, so you only get Ice Climbers.

@TeeJay
Granted, but the car is too expensive for you to afford.

@catcher82611
Granted, but that makes your computer explode from the sheer awesomeness of it.

I wish Sega was still making game consoles.

Granted, but they all fail, causing sega to go out of buisness

I wish for a wish

Granted, but since you just wished for a wish, nothing will come true.

I wish I had my own fairy godparents.

Granted but you show them off to everyone, causing your fairy godparents to be swept away and resulting in you getting your memory wiped, making you go back to wishing for fairy godparents. Meaning....you've already had fairy godparents!
I wish the 3DS had better battery life.

Granted, but the better battery is faulty, and overheats, destroying your 3DS

I wish for a back-lit keyboard

@catcher82611 Granted, but the light is so bright it blinds you.

I wish I had solar-powered electricity so I wouldn't have to pay those bills.

Granted, but the sun burns out the next day

I wish that nintendo would release good games in the U.S.

They do. Just not RPGs.

I wish Reggie was fired from NOA.

Granted, but he harbors bitter feelings and builds a company from the ground up that destroys Nintendo.
I wish I knew sign language.

Granted, but you lose your sight soon after due to a horrible fishing accident

I wish that the New York Jets would win a super bowl

@TeeJay Granted, but you become deaf, and you can't understand your sign-language teacher!

@catcher82611 Granted, but they lose the next 10 seasons.

I wish Reggie would go back to his bad-ass, "kick ass and take names" self from the early 2000's.

@tendoboy1984 I can handle that
Granted, but nintendo fires him immediately after.

I wish that I could see into the future