Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you already ate.

I wish that I could wish upon a star.

Granted, but you are forced to wish for the sun to explode by a malicious ghostie, and it happens. Whee we all got cooked.

I wish all the games in my Backloggery wishlist would mysteriously appear in my room tonight.

Granted, but then someone sneaks in at night and steals them and claims them as his own. [I'm not mean]

I wish to make the 750th post.

Granted but it gets deleted as soon as someone make the 751st post.

I wish vegetables tasted like pizza.

Granted. Vegetables taste like pizza made from vegetables.

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but then harm comes to another type of food and poisons all but you.

I wish I had comb.

Granted but the bristles of the comb come to life as venomous snakes that try and bite you every time you come near.

I wish I could actually complete some of the games on my backloggery. Seems like for every game I beat I add 3 more unfinished ones to my list.

Off-topic Well done Star by the way on post 501. One of the best corruptions I've seen you do.

Granted, but you passed out from all the game playing

I wish 2 + 2 = fish

Granted, but then you get sucked into the world of The Fairly Oddparents, where you grant wishes that turn into shenanigans and mayhem from a ten-year old Timmy Turner. >:3

I wish I could post a picture with every single game out there.

Granted, E.T. has the largest picture

I wish for a new form of currency.

Granted. It's inflated bubblegum.

I wish Monster Hunter Tri had optional camera lock on.

Granted but Fluffy is standing in the way of the camera

I wish people would mention Fluffy more in their wishes

Granted, but people wish for Fluffy to die.

I wish for fluffy to die lol jk

I wish i had some Raisin Bran

Granted, but it has a popped fluffy in it.

I wish fluffy would disintegrate and die.

Granted. But you weeped over her death, you pansy

I wish Fluffy was unpoppable

Granted, but she's already dead so it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish the next Nintendo system will be 8-bit.

Granted, but you'll be sent back to 1985, experiencing deja vu.

I wish I had an $1,000 bill.

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

i wish i had a Fluffy of my own.

Granted, but then lz finds you with it and starts getting all angry and wants to be mean.

I wish I didn't make that corruption.

Granted but the evilness of that statement still taints your soul and you turn into EvilStarBoy.

I wish this long nipple hair I had would grow just a couple more inches so that I could hold the World Record.