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Granted, but the tame lion runs away with all your tartar sauce.
I wish I could work for Nintendo.

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Topu a ximmuma of 030 rachacrets

Robo-goose

Granted, but you have been sent back in time and are now working at one of their love hotels.
I wish I had a band named Cool Tapes
and a bag of four grapes.

Edited on by Robo-goose

"I'm a heartbreaker...
My name... Charles." -The Greatest Man In Driftveil City

JeanLuc_Vaycard

Granted but the grapes and tapes merge to form a hideous monster that eats every Fire Emblem game in existence which means the death of the series.

I wish someone would cover my body in whip cream.

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Robo-goose

Granted, but that "someone" turned out to be your mom.

I wish Fire Emblem couldn't be harmed by the granting of wishes.

"I'm a heartbreaker...
My name... Charles." -The Greatest Man In Driftveil City

thesignpainter

granted, but AFTER the monster ate every FE game!

i wish was the most powerful being on this planet, (not that i'm not already)

All the children try to run,
To him its part of the fun.
His branching arms are for collecting,
His face is empty of expressing.
He sometimes hums a lowly drone,
He will wander 'round your home.
Dressed in darkest suit and tie,
He won't let you say goodbye.

JeanLuc_Vaycard

Granted, but more powerful beings from another planet enslave the Earth and subject you to constant probing day and night for the rest of your life to figure out what makes you so powerful.

I wish someone would cover my naked body in chocolate sauce.

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

thesignpainter

granted but dogs and other animals continue to lick you until you're naked again, in public.
i wish you would stop wishing for stuff like that.

All the children try to run,
To him its part of the fun.
His branching arms are for collecting,
His face is empty of expressing.
He sometimes hums a lowly drone,
He will wander 'round your home.
Dressed in darkest suit and tie,
He won't let you say goodbye.

theblackdragon

granted, but someone else pops up in his place, so the wish is moot.

i wish strawberry seeds didn't get stuck in my teeth.

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jaffa

granted but the seeds grow into even more strawberries and you get even more strawberry seeds in your teeth >:3

I wish Pokemon were real

Edited on by jaffa

jaffa

Aviator

Granted, but now you get poppy seeds stuck in your mouth.
yes i almost said poopy seeds

I wish I had finished all my unfinished games.

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

RudysaurusRex

Granted. But the games implode on finishing.

I wish I was a super hero.

SPREAD THE JOY OF THE GREAT TURTLE
HE IS UPON US AND WILL TAKE US TO THE GREAT WAVE
JOIN THE COURT OF TURTLES AND BE REDEEMED
THE COURT OF TURTLES

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jaffa

Granted but you get the stupidest costume and tights

I wish I had 9 lives

jaffa

thebluelight1

granted, but you have to be Big The Cat

I wish I knew what Project Cafe was (in great detail!)

Hey! Listen!

"You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains."

Games!Games!!Games!!!

jaffa

Granted but now every gamer wants to kill you unless you give information on Project Cafe

I wish you would stop stalking me D:

jaffa

thesignpainter

granted! now everyone else is following you!
i wish my parents loved me.

Edited on by thesignpainter

All the children try to run,
To him its part of the fun.
His branching arms are for collecting,
His face is empty of expressing.
He sometimes hums a lowly drone,
He will wander 'round your home.
Dressed in darkest suit and tie,
He won't let you say goodbye.

DaBlobKips

Granted, but you now have 82 siblings and the rest of the world hate you, and kill your parents.
i wish i had a 3DS

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

Granted you get a 3DS with no hardware on the inside. It's just a shell but it sure looks purty.

I wish someone would cover my naked body in caramel.

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

thesignpainter

granted, but now you're allergic to carmel!
i wish i could use the force!

All the children try to run,
To him its part of the fun.
His branching arms are for collecting,
His face is empty of expressing.
He sometimes hums a lowly drone,
He will wander 'round your home.
Dressed in darkest suit and tie,
He won't let you say goodbye.

JeanLuc_Vaycard

Granted you now have the force of attracting 80+ year old ladies that will please your every sexual desire.

I wish someone would cover my nekkid body in pudding.

THERE... ARE... 4 LIGHTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

RudysaurusRex

JafriYakin wrote:

Granted but you get the stupidest costume and tights

I wish I had 9 lives

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! piff (Disappears from existence)

SPREAD THE JOY OF THE GREAT TURTLE
HE IS UPON US AND WILL TAKE US TO THE GREAT WAVE
JOIN THE COURT OF TURTLES AND BE REDEEMED
THE COURT OF TURTLES

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