Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, only it takes you seven days to complete and your kids destroy it in seven seconds.

I wish durable goods were still made in America.

Granted, but they..... they........ ....................................... burst into flames!
I wish the 3DS had better launch games.

granted but every good 3DS game is available at launch but for the rest of the year you have to play all the shovelware the 3DS has

I wish I could emit Neon _{lol try corrupt that}

The Neon poisons your body and you die. >:3

I wish I had Nintendo Wifi Connection.

granted you can now connect to nintendo wi-fi but now no one eles can

i wish i could afford the 3DS

Granted. HOWEVER, you now have no money whatsoever and no foreseeable source of income. Thus, you must scrounge for berries and roadkill to survive on for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could talk to birds. Thanks.

Granted, but only because the edit button is now gone. Now all your posts are permanent!
I wish there was a 3DS contest in America, and that I won, and that my 3DS was safely delivered to me, and that nothing bad ever happens to it, even though I use it on a regular basis. :3

Granted, but your 3DS comes to life and eats you. It then lives until it's 100 with thousands of grandchildren.
I wish for a St. Bernard puppy the size of a small bus.

granted (replace "3DS" with "puppy" in previous post)

I wish for uncorruptable wishes

Granted, but you can no longer wish for anything, because every wish is corrupted.
I wish I could be best friends with the Yeti.

Granted but the Yeti betrays you and eats you

I wish I could do anything

Granted, but you now do anything like a noob. Lol, i failed. XD
I wish i could control time so i can have time to do my homework and finish my novel.

Granted, but you lose control of it and are sent to a blank universe. Yep, that's right, you don't get to turn in your homework.
I wish bullies wouldn't harass me at school.

Granted, but now they just kill you instead of taking the time to bully you.
I wish I was God.

Granted, but now everyone is trying to kill you and you have no power over anything.

I wish I could stay in my teens forever. :3

Granted you must stay in High School/Middle School, never be married and not be able to get M-rated games without your parent's help. (Notice how I just said the truth, not corruption.)

I wish that I wasn't fat.

Granted But all the fanboys start a flame war

I wish I Had an indestructable Golden 3DS

Granted, but it can't play any games.

I wish that Chrono Trigger and Soul Blazer would release on the VC next week.

Granted, but all other WiiWare and VC games get deleted, causing an uproar which will change the world's economy and eventually cause Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo to go bankrupt.

I wish for a unicorn!

Granted, but it's just stuffed doll that was a factory reject.

I wish for a spaceship.