Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted:Micrsoft starts ripping off Nintendo.
I wish Spotpass wasn't a joke.

Granted, but now StreetPass is a joke.

I wish PunnyGuy would come into chat when I'm in there.

Granted, but then everyone else leaves.

I wish they'd come out with Star Fox Wii.

Granted, but now it sells for an expensive price

I wish I had a canvas to use paint on

Granted: But the canvas forces you to paint the Mona Lisa, which you sell for millions but you spend the money on booze and cars and eventually become a hobo.

I wish that I could get a 3ds now and brag about it to everyone.

Granted: Now Everyone Steals your 3DS.

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted: the police lock you in rehab because you're mental, but you do have a bar of chocolate.

No wish equals loss of everything

I wish for other peoples' stuff!

Granted, now everyone kills you because they have nothing.

I wish for a chip to put inside everyone's neck that would permanently prevent disease.

Granted but that chip turns everyone into zombies
I wish I had the ability to double jump.

Granted, But now your jumping length has been halved.
I wish that the nintendo 3ds and the sony NGP merged together into one device without being unaffordable to many.

Granted, but it is limited and everyone but you get it before they run out. Now you get nothing.

I wish for corrupted smiles!!!

Granted, now everyone smiles evilly.

I wish ants didn't exist.

Granted, now A Bug's Life, Antz, and all those bug-related movies that involve ants are nonexistent

I wish I could be the fastest runner out there

Granted, now everything and everyone else is one hundred times slower than you.

I wish September could be renamed Flavia

Granted but everyone born in the month of September would no longer exist!

I wish I could get the courage to ask my wife if I can purchase a 3ds. It is kinda expensive at the moment. Plus I just got a dsi just over a year ago!

Granted, but you happen to be one of the few people who can't see the 3DS's 3D. And, it magically catches on fire the first time you turn it on.

I wish I could satisfy my hunger, but never become full. (And still be able to stay skinny)

Granted but now food has a reverse effect on you. The more you eat the skinner you get until you waist away to nothing.

I wish for no more snow the rest of this year!!

Granted, now many children and snow enthusiasts become sad for the rest of the year

I wish I could make a model of a city