Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but he has so much that he comes to my pit of fire and sinks and also becomes part of the living dead.

I wish I could have a box to hide in.

Granted, now you get dropped off somewhere so you can commence your miission a la Solid Snake

I wish I could make 8-sided dice

Granted, but you are sued by Wizards of the Coast for stealing the Octohedral Die, better known as the d8!

I wish for a new d4, d6, d8, d10, d%, d12 and d20 (one with a really awesome colour and pattern) given to me by a Lawful Good dwarven cleric of Moradin and forged by the finest dwarven blacksmiths.

Granted but they are only prototypes so they are faulty and explode to the touch.

I wish the next person to post gets 2 wishes (and don't forget this is to get corrupted )

Granted, but now everybody else decides to do so, meaning that from now on everyone will make twice the wishes than they were meant to make for this thread, meaning the thread will get complicated when it was never meant to be!!

I wish I had a swimming pool in my backyard and I wish I could ski
_{I will only make two wishes in the same post this once, and I did it to grant the above user's wish}

Granted, but you try to ski in the swimming pool, and the skis slip off and catch fire!
_{What? It could happen! Yes, I know they're wet...but...oh, never mind.}

I wish for an Aqua Blue 3DS and I wish for my own pet Yoshi.

Granted, and it is water-proof. But you drop it in the ocean and it blends in so well you can never find it again.

I wish I had a "Mooooooooo" Cow

Granted, and you venture into space with it. Upon landing on the moon Titan, it bites you and you die of a gangrenous infection along with many of other ailments.

I wish your mom.

Granted, she is now your cruel mistress and you are her slave.

I wish I had a million.

Granted, you now have a million gummi-worms!

I wish Feenie had all the chocolates she could ever want.

Granted, but as of now, all the chocolates and cacao beans in the world would disappear leaving us nothing, not even Mr. Wonka himself could do anything to stop her.
I wish that all people would think rationally and morally before they would do anything stupid to our World.

Granted, now everybody is sane and Chaotic Good (hey, you didn't ask people to think ethically, so now everybody does the right things in the completely wrong way! )
_{Gotta love references to D&D!}

I wish for the next person to make a wish which would inevitably be corrupted.

Granted, but an ivevitably wish would end the forum

i wish for a new anime in USA.

Granted but it doesn't appeal to the Western audience and gets cancelled because it's a failure

I wish I could make three-point shots whenever I play basketball

Granted, but you only get three points per game!

I wish StarBuddy, PunnyGuy, XK, Feenie, Navi, Vay, Sylver, Sadman, Tails, Otaku, Machu, Corbs, tbd, James, SZM, Iz and everybody else in NLife knew they were my best friends in NLife!

Granted, but now you have no other friends.

I wish that the slidepad will be compatible with DS games.

Granted, but it's still a digital control scheme - no analog!

I wish for nobody to see my username and say, "So wait...there are three NPs now?"

Granted now all of us are NPs
I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted

Granted. See, no corruption, just as you wanted
I wish I would have gotten Ghost Trick today while I was at the game shop buying two other games

Granted, but now you don't have the other two games nor were you at Gamestop but was on E-bay, buying Ghost Trick at 10x the regular price.

I wish Sony would quit ripping off Nintendo.