Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but they're male models.

I wish I could breath under water.

Granted, but you could no longer breath above water, and now you have to spend all day hanging out with Aquaman.

I wish had my own Xbox 360.

Granted, but you get the red ring of death. _{by the way, funny wish granted.}

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but it will end up with you being stuck in an un-funny romatic comedy.

I wish the Internet wasn't so addicting.

Granted, but now it doesn't exist.

I wish I could meet Chef Ramsey.

Granted, but then after five minutes you realise what a complete and utter **** the man is. _{god I hate him!}

I wish my PC would grow new video cards, instead of me having to buy them.

Granted, but now you can see nothing on your computer but Chef Ramsey.

I wish I had a talking cat.

Granted both people are fused into one person, but you are fused in as well and all three of you are now known as Roopathelongtimelonelygamer

I wish someone would rub some oil on my back.

Granted, but you are cooked into a delicious meal that will be enjoyed by a family of four.

I wish my video gaming needs were satisfied and i would never have to pay for another console, handheld, or game again.

Granted, but this is the only way you are satisfied ever again, leaving you always hungry, thirsty, horny, and gasping for breath.

I wish I had a bowl of cereal right now.

Granted, but it's a box of Invader-Os. Say goodbye to the Lady Phoenix.

I wish my migraine would go away.

Granted but that's because your head fell off.

I wish my nes would work.

Granted. It now works for Nintendo and left you.

I wish the world exploded

Granted, but now you're stuck in Hell with us, and there ain't no exploding that.

I wish that the Lady Phoenix hadn't said goodbye.

Granted. She said "Adios" instead

I wish N-life would bow down to my power

Granted but its only temporary, due to mistaken identity, after which you are plucked and fried

wish I could read your thoughts

Granted but you found out something so disturbing your brain exploded!

I wish I could find an inexpensive, and working copy of earthbound.

Granted, but somebody else bought it first

I wish that I wasn't so misunderstood

Granted. Now we understand you all too well.

I wish I didn't have to wait till Friday for Shiren Wii to get here.

Granted. Now you have to wait for 2011.
I wish I had a bowl of baked potato soup.