Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now they look more like actual lady boobs.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but since the human race has become unable to defend itself after years of peace, aliens invade, take over the Earth and start probing humans in special places on a regular basis.

I wish someone from Nintendolife would come and clean my apartment.

Granted, but then they ask you to sign a five thousand dollar check to the DOW Jones.

I wish music CDs could work on the Wii.

Granted, but now Wii discs don't.

I wish my stuffed animals were indestructable.

Granted, but they've come to life and want to kill you in your sleep.

I wish I never saw LZ's picture.

Granted but the pictures of lz are replaced with photos of old, naked, hairy men with flabby Turkey necks.

I wish I could walk on my hands.

Granted, but your arms break in half while you do.

I wish I could finish making some good games.

Granted, but they'll be filled with game-crashing bugs.

I wish someone would post a response to the post I made in the Recommendation Thread.

Granted, but the only things recommended to you are Imagine Party Babyz and DK Jr. Math.

I wish my stomach wasn't so full.

Granted, your stomach will explode in 5 seconds, forcefully expelling all of it's contents.

I wish I had some pie.

Granted. It's cow pie.
I wish I had a chicken.

Granted, but it's a ravenous, mutant chicken.

I wish the Cleveland Show was cancelled.

Granted, but it's cancelled in favor of McFarlane's latest crap-fest that sucks a hundred times as bad as The Cleveland Show.

i wish i'd done more today.

Granted, but now your stuck repeating the same day over and over! (Ala Groundhog Day)

I wish I could read Japanese.

Granted, but then your eyeballs melt into nacho cheese which is eaten by a demon monkey.

I wish my last name was Mcderpaderp.

Granted. Your name is Manly Man Mcderpaderp

I wish the X-men are real

Mmmmm... Eye cheese.

Granted, but all you can say is variations of "derp"

@LZ. Granted, but Wolverine will come to your house and slash your face off.

I wish I had wings and could fly.

@PheonixSage Granted but your wings are made of lead and you can only fly about 3 feet off the ground.

I wish there was a movie depicting Chuck Norris wearing the Power Glove while shooting a cowboy with a lazer gun and screaming "I %$&#ING LOVE THE POWER GLOVE!!! IT'S SO BAD!!!"

Granted, but he kicks you for being silly

I wish I had superpowers

Granted, the superpowers are turning into any form of water and changing the colors of things.

I wish I had a private jet filled with supermodels.