Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now everyone else is

I wish I could fly to Australia someday

D=

Granted, but your jetpack ran outta fuel and you had to swim home.

I wish I wouldn't type stupid things.

Not Granted

I wish I could 100% FE RD on Normal, and on my 1st time

Some genie you are.<_<

Granted, but then your save file got currupted.

I wish I was a GURL

@Otaku - Granted, now it's the only game in which you do such a thing
@Mickey - Granted, now nothing will be the same again

I wish I knew if this thread is ever gonna reach page 300

Granted, but then you saw that you were the one who got it locked!

I wish I'd stup putting "u"s where they don't belong.<_<

EDIT: SEE! I even did it there!

Granted, bot yo are no foon

I wish for a girl friend from Japan (and is Japanese, thought ud b sneaky)

Granted, but long distance relationships rarely work out.

I wish everyone was a penguin.

On second thought, I wish I knew whether or not you're serious.

Granted, now SUPER POOCHAMA IZ AWAY
Edit: I was serious I really want one

I wish that the girl friend from japan lived near me and we could see each other everyday

Thank you for getting that.

Granted, but she makes you where a bag _{at least she likes you for your personality...}

I wish I wasn't afraid of water.

Granted but now your afraid of milk ( its ok if she made me wear a bag I want her to be happy)

I wish I had a 3DS, Sonic Colors, GS DD, KEY, DKCR, and SSF4 3D

Granted, but you lost all your money in the process

I wish I had an oxygen tank which allowed me to breathe underwater

Granted, too bad you're in the desert. XD

I wish Nintendo Life had more smileys.

Granted and im not corrupting it

I wish they made MH 3DS

Granted, but there's a game breaking glitch halfway through. (BTW, nice sig)

I wish I had more time on my hands....

Granted, now the hands on all your clocks move twice as fast!
_{I could take up a career as a Professional Amateur Djinn, couldn't I?}
I wish I could work out the mind of Osaka (from Azumanga Daioh!: The Animation).

Granted, now you'll think just like her

I wish I could make a picture (viewed from a bird's eye perspective) out of domino pieces

Granted, but you make it fall at a time you're not looking!
_{By the way, Osaka is a girl.}

I wish I could motivate myself to watch more Soul Eater.

@StarBuddy: Granted...but it's a giant flying cheese burrito...and it poops sour cream as it flies around the city of Tokyo...

@PunnyGuy: Granted...but as you watch...you are swallowed whole by a gigantic bubble...filled with sleeping gas...and you sleep inside it FOREVER! O_O
_{Whoa, I'm starting to think like Osaka!}
I wish I could think like a nicer version of Sheldon Cooper instead...in other words, I wish I was back to normal!

Granted, but only for an hour!
I wish to unwish my last wish