Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's a little too winding

I wish everyone thought of fish as friends and not food

Granted, but now we're enemies with the manatees, dugongs and other sea-cows once thought to be mermaids by sailors exploring the ocean!
_{*=The More You Know=}
I wish I could make online friendships as quickly as I befriended StarBuddy, PunnyGuy and Xkhaoz (in that order).
_{You guys are the best!}

Granted, but when you befriend me, I will come to your house and take all of your video games.
I wish that I was a ninja.

Granted, no corruption! Yay!
I wish theblackdragon wouldn't mess up this trick.

Granted, I do instead! Is that a custard pie on your head, or are you just happy to see pie?
_{NO! Not my Wii and DSi XL!}
I wish that StarBoy could be the smart one, PunnyGuy the funny one, Xkhaoz the muscle, and I the loveable foreigner who always tries to understand their ways and fails!

Granted but it's now opposite day!
I wish no one would mess up my no corruption trick.

Granted, no corruption again!
I wish my girlfriend wasnt a horse. (why theblackdragon? Why?)

granted shes now a horrible monster
i wish for thanksgiving to come soon

Granted, but you soon realise that it was over as quickly as it came...and you have a huge bellyache from eating all that food!

I wish I knew what Thanksgiving was really like...
_{We don't have 'Turkey Day' in Australia.}

Granted, you are given a 200,000 calorie feast and you must eat it all!

I wish this darn semester was over so I can get back to gaming!

Granted but it prevents you from getting anything else

I wish I still wasnt too scared to meet my friends Japanese friend

Granted, now you're too scared of meeting her family and relatives
_{Thanks, NintendoBuddy; you're the best =)}

I wish there was a fountain in our front yard

Granted, but now you need to drag out the paddle boat to get out of your house.
I wish I was farther in Monster Hunter 3.

Granted, but now it's the only game you can make any progress in

I wish I had a model of a ship

Granted but it breaks (also StarBoy, it was a she, thats why im scared)

I wish to make more NL friends like you

Granted, and you really enjoy their company (this probably doesn't count as a corruption)
_{I really enjoy talking to you guys on NL =)}

I wish I could read Japanese

Granted おたく / オタク (what does that say StarBoy)

I wish that I knew more Japanese too

Granted, but now you've forgotten all of your English-speaking language
_{Sorry, had to redo my post; you said "geek/nerd"}

I wish it was sunny outside

Granted It is where I live (also that wasnt a corruption I actually wouldnt mind that)

I wish they Remake KH 1 and 2 for 3DS

Granted, but the remakes will be drastically expensive

I wish I could whistle all day long