Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@NP: Granted, but you forgot what it's like to play a DS.
@Penguin: Granted, you got eaten by a walrus.

I wish for an axe.

Granted, your TV show is cancelled after just a few episodes!

I wish to go to a theme park (either Warner Bros. Movie World or Dreamworld) on my birthday.

(That corruption flew WAY over my head...)
Granted, but all the rides except the little kiddie ones are CLOSED.

I wish for a pen.

granted. Then the pen runs out of ink.

I wish that I could control time.

@Yoshi - Granted, but it's out of ink
@Wizzy - Granted, but now the world goes through the space time continuum paradox

I wish I could own a whistle

Granted, But then the whistle breaks.

I wish that I could be Wizzy from Castle of Magic.

Granted but castle falls on you the second you become Wizzy

I wish to run a candy factory

Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat the candy.

I wish I had enough money to buy some new albums. _{iPod getting a little stale again}

Granted, but the Wal-Mart employee that you got them from was a con who erased the data on those albums with a magnet.

I wish I could make better wishes.

At Raylax Granted but your ipod breaks
At Yoshi Sage Granted but than you can't do anything else well

I wish to see a dodo bird

Granted, but you have to look in an uncharted place and risk your life in doing so

I wish my arms were so extendible that they would be flexible

Granted but you break your arms beyond repair doing so and you are stuck dragging your arms on the ground forever

I wish no one found it's a small world after all annoying

Granted, now everyone dislikes "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

I wish I could build a clock

Granted but it goes backwards no matter what you do
I wish for my last wish to never happen

Granted, but now all your past and future wishes come to fruition instead

I wish I could have a snack

Granted but Captian Nemo is making the snacks, enjoy your milk from a whale.

I wish I could be a cat for a day

Granted, but you can only see in black and white

I wish I could make a poem

Granted, but of course, there is curse, maybe some remorse.
While you can write a poem, you can never go again to a place, like Hoenn.
(in other words, no Pokemon games for you)

I wish NP would show up.

At Starboy91 Granted but now you can only write and speak in poem’s
at Xkhaoz Granted but when NP gets here you have to answer a phone call and NP leavees before you can get back.
I wish that people would remember more that the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland and the Red Queen from through the looking glass are two different characters

Granted, but now more people don't realise that Alice from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen chose an Alice in Wonderland doll from a TV shopping channel as her alt-mode!
_{Seriously, Google it! It's true!}
I wish more people appreciated Sheldon Cooper, PhD.