Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@PunnyGuy: Granted, but since you already had a Red Yoshi to begin with, the wish was a waste!
_{Also, the Rangers can't be killed! I can't stress that enough!}
@NGPenguin: Granted, it rains churros of every flavour and filling imaginable!

I wish a Happy Birthday to NGPenguin!
_{My birthday's coming up soon as well, so expect an avatar change within the next week or two}

Happy Unbirthday to all except NGPenguin!

I wish the Nintendo Life Rangers turned into chickens

Granted, now we're afraid of Bowser and his cronies!
_{You just single-corruptionedly brought-about the conquest of the Mushroom Universe by the Koopa Kingdom...or should I say, Koopa EMPIRE! Excellent corruption, Iz}
I wish for my birthday to be the best birthday of mine this year!

Granted, but none of your other birthdays are special!

I wish to see some excellent Halloween costumes this year!

@PunnyGuy in an alternate reality in which he didn't change his wish: Granted, but I start to complain that I'm not a vegan by choice, and that a cartoon character of ambiguous species made me do it!
@PunnyGuy in this reality: Granted, but everybody ends up dressing as Sheldon Cooper Howard Wolowitz!
EDIT: I changed the corruption to something a little more scary!
_{My apologies to any Jewish people I may have offended...I actually think Howard's one of the funniest characters in the show}
I wish I had a piece of honey soy marinated beef steak right now!
_{My apologies to any Hindus I may have insulted...I actually find the Hindu religion to be really quite fascinating}

Granted but it taste horrid. _{thanks @NintendoPurisut & @Iz2010 happy early birth day to both of you and all my freinds}
I wish for all Birthdays for everyone to be awesome!

Granted, but they're awesome by MY definition. You all give me gifts even on your birthdays

I wish for pie

Granted, but it lands on your face and you become a clown because of it

I wish I could climb the rope

Granted, but you slide off it, giving you massive hand burn!

I wish I had a delicious cake.
_{I will share it with NGpenguin.}

granted but its posionus _{thanks @PunnyGuy HOORAY FOR SHARING!}
i wish for nintendo to relese wii 2 news tomorrow

Granted. It will come out in 2015! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish we weren't poisoned by the cake.

Granted YAY!
i wish for you to have a great day tomorrow

Granted, but tonight, I will have a terrible night's sleep!
_{Thanks, NGpenguin!}

I wish I could make a really good Flipnote.

Granted,But your inchworm animations will be bad.... dont worry i know you will make the best flipnote ever! _{U R WELCOME}
i wish that u get lots of candy on halloween _{if u trick or treat}

Granted but i dont
i wish for a rain storm to come

Granted, and the crops grow to humongous size. All is well...
Except, its actually plasma rain, and the crops come to life and murder your family.
I wish the news would be more exciting.

Granted. On the news today your house was blown to smithereens by an atomic bomb while you were sleeping.

I wish I had Bit Trip Fate right now!

Granted, but it's got bugs

I wish I had a pet goldfish

Granted, but it's a mutant!
_{Seriously, Google it if you don't believe me!}
I wish I knew how a single mutant batch of Koi could be so adored by the general public that they were continually reproduced for all time...
_{This was apparently the inspiration for MAGIKARP, as it was once immensely powerful before it mutated into today's weakling fish}

Granted, but now everything else is so confounding in comparison
_{Good night}

I wish I could sing while playing the piano at the same time (it's hard to do both simultaneously)