Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but from now on you can only draw penises on school property and magazine pictures

I wish Roopa's corruption was related to my wish

@Droid (395): Granted, but it's only because his recording career finally picked up, and now every radio station is playing his music -- you can't get away from it. he's also struck a record-breaking movie deal that will have him appearing in every single movie coming out of hollywood, even if it's only a bit part or as an extra, and they're making plans to clone him so that he can appear in every single TV show... they're also planning to retcon him into every book ever written. DDD:
_{sorry, i couldn't let this epic corruption go to waste...}

@Roops: Granted, but now you can't type.

@Droid (397): Granted, but now his reply has been replaced with mine. enjoy.

i wish i hadn't just failed so hard D:

@tbd: That... is... awesome....

_{In a totally "I would never wish this upon anyone" kind of way}

@tbd: Granted, but the moment is over in a flash and you get the "Best of Cena marathon", and your remote is broken, and none of the buttons on your TV work, and the power point is melted so you can't remove the TV cord from the wall.

_{oh god, not the five moves of doom over and over and over and over and over again...}
i believe i corrupted your wish from before enough to count for two corrupted wishes

therefore, i wish i didn't have to go anywhere to collect my copy of Ace Attorney Investigations today, that it would be delivered to my door instead :3

Ah crap I forgot to make a wish

Granted, but your door becomes a portal into my loungeroom and I get Ace Attorney Investigations instead

I wish John Cena had more moves than a Pokemon

@Chunky_Droid Granted but now John Cena is a nerd that is addicted to Pokemon.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

Granted, but someone killsyou and steals your powers.
I wish I had a white bouncy ball that was about 1.5 inches in diameter.

Granted, but you and the cake have an existential crisis, wondering if anything is really real and if this even matters, and then you dive into depression and alcohol abuse, finally ended your life by eating each other.

Granted, but it is radioactive, and you die of cancer within two minutes. (It's a very aggresive cancer.)

I wish that I had an actual airship named the Lady Phoenix.

Granted, but it never lets you ride in it. lol

I wish I didn't have so many incomplete games in my backloggery. lol

Granted. Every incomplete game in your BL now belongs to me.
I wish I had a chain chomp as a pet.

Granted, it eats you.

I wish Feenie is a real boy....er...girl

Granted, but then you guys get married and have kids.

I wish I had a copy of Shiren the Wanderer Wii that is impossible to corrupt/destroy/etc and would run in my Wii without problems and that this wish won't be corrupted.

Granted, but your Wii itself explodes as you inserted the game in

I wish pixelman were a real boy

Granted, but you two marry, and somehow have kids.
I wish lz wouldn't post any more emotionally scarring pictures of himself. [fairy wings.... shudders]

Granted. Now you get emotionally-scarring pictures of Feenie instead.

I wish I didn't have to share my lz with pixelman.

Granted, but now that he's alllll yours, you rapidly grow bored of the constant kicking and streaking through public places :3

I wish for none of my wishes to ever be corruptible ever again :3

Granted, but first you must LOOK AT ME!!!

I wish everyone could see my beautiful face!

Granted, but then the space time continuum appears and your wish has turned into the opposite, no one wants to see your face.

I wish I could post at a proper time.

Granted, you posted just now

I wish someone else would make an uncorruptible wish

Granted, but everyone else is shy and afraid of having their wishes corrupted, so they don't wish in this thread.

I wish I were more brave.