Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the ladder is so high that you climb all the way to the Astral Sea (don't ask me how) right into the domain of Kord, the Warrior Deity, during a Githyanki siege!
_{Don't worry, Kord's a Good-aligned deity
Good night, StarBuddy}

I wish PunnyGuy really was the Red (Fire Flower) Nintendo Ranger

Granted its now 400 thanks a lot Nintenzo

I wish my Lions to one day make the Superbowl before I die(America football)

Granted, but they lose 0-1000000000000000000000000000000000000.

I wish for a chameleon.

Granted, but it escapes its tank, blends into its surroundings, and you never see it again...
_{Good morning, Nintenpeeps!}
I wish the rest of the Rangers weren't babies!
_{Changing one stinky nappy (diaper) is no fun, but try changing nine of them, all at the same time! One Ranger can only do so much /outofcharacter}

Granted- they weren't babies anyway! You just wasted a wish!
I wish people would actually post on the Worst Game Over Scenarios thread

Granted but now its the only topic anyone ever posts on.

I wish it wasn't getting so cold outside so fast!

Granted. Now it's getting so warm that everything melts!

I wish I was two weeks into the future.
_{Hint hint.}

LOL you two
Granted but since You double wished you have now doomed us all.

I wish all cartoon from the 90s made a come back.

Granted, but they are in the hands of the people in charge of today's cruddy cartoons!

I wish I could swim in the ocean.

Granted, but you get stranded and have to survive in an uncharted island
_{Sadman must be new to this thread (that wasn't meant as an insult, Sadman, don't leave)}

I wish it was already the 17^th
_{Hint Hint}

Granted, but now you anxiously await November 21!
_{Assuming you want Donkey Kong Country Returns like me. And yes, I get the hint.}

I wish I could go to Florida.

Granted, you get to tan in Miami beach all day long, but you forgot sunscreen, and get sunburnt by the end of the day

I wish Sadman wasn't leaving
_{I hope it's not on account of me}

Granted but now i am .... (no i am kiding)
i wish for ....... a new video game

ZGranted its Superman 64
Don't worry starboy might be my fault don't know why though
@Starboy Granted but you can no longer walk again.
I wish for skittles!

@Tech101 granted but the skittles have poision in dem
@StarBoy91 granted but every time you take a step you go so fast and far that u go right back to where u where
hello @StarBoy91 ....if u didnt know, ill be back for a while (but mostly on weekends)
i wish for a real penguin

Granted, but it escapes
I wish Starboy hadn't caused Sadman to leave

...;(
Rest In Peace, Sadman...

granted but insted you did!
i wish my shcool got caught on fire today!

Granted, everyone lives, but your belongings were caught on fire

I wish I could decide which Halloween-based avatar to wear this month

Granted, but unfortunately the avatar you will now use is George W. Bush in a skimpy two piece bikini and it cannot be changed.

Oh how i wish I had a big juicy ribeye steak right now. drools