Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you can't stop laughing!

I wish my avvatar wasn't cheezy.

Granted, now the award for "Most Cheeziest Avatar" goes to someone else

I wish I could become invinicible for a few seconds

Granted, but your house blows up because of it.

I wish I could win a kitty!

Granted, but you feel like life is boring now, so you kill yourself.

I wish I could play my old Pajama Sam and Freddi Fish games on this higher tech CPU.

Granted, but playing it too long will crash your game and/or computer

I wish weekends were longer than schooldays

Granted, but weekends last so long that it's never nighttime, so you NEVER GO TO SLEEP. MWA HA HA HA HA HA.

I wish I could actually do a good evil laugh.

Granted, but it weirds everyone out

I wish I could see a real-live owl

Granted, but then it poops in your eyes. :<

I wish my School field trip tommorrow doesnt suck, like they usually do.
(Were going to the wind farms and research labs near them)

Granted, but now everything else that is school-related will stink instead
_{Good night, guys}

I wish there was a magnifying glass by my side at all times

Granted, now you have a glass of water that grows to whatever size you wish...but it ends up becoming so massive that Gadd Lab shatters to pieces! Now Gadd wishes he didn't invent such a glass
_{Goodnight, StarBuddy}

I wish for a Mountain Cookie.

Granted but its the size of a mountain and has to go in your back yard and causes a whole lot of animals you don't want to pay you a visit!

I wish we all had more time for videogames!

Granted. We all ditch school and work to play video games. Soon, we all get broke or can't get a good job because we didn't get a good education...

I wish for a delicious sandwich.

Granted. We all ditch school and work to make and eat sandwiches. Soon, we all get broke or can't get a good job because we didn't get a good education...

I wish to hear more good video game music.

Granted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prNTH_J2ceA&feature=watch_... now it's should be stuck in your head Mahahahaha!

I wish I could find a good MHT pic for my banner.

@Revas cause I was ninja'd! - Granted, you hear the soundtrack of Book of Y's (TG-16) Though it non-stop and blaring loud and only when you try to talk to woman and they are all "WTF, why does this guy have crazy music playing!? I can't even hear what he is saying! Screw this nerd!" and you go your whole life not being able to be a woman because you have insane shredding melt your face off theme music rocking.

@Peach - Granted but it's a picture of Cha-Cha shaking his little butt.

I could see someone fall off a turnip truck.

@JayArr Haha XD

Granted but they hit their head and are left in a coma so you are force to take care of them for a month and when they wake up you find it's some who really bugged you years ago.

I wish I could come up with something better...

Granted now jayarr's story ends with it being is old girlfriend he dumped years ago and is forced to listen to her nag him about how he didn't give her any closer!

I wish to stop time and still be able to move after!

Granted but time stops forever and you're all alone.

I wish someone was on MHT now... >.>

Granted H-Mac should be there soon but will die so much that you will lose a rank. (Is that even possibl LOL)

I wish for my fantasy football player to score one point tonight!

Granted but only one point.

@HMack BTW I have temporary kb hurry up! D:

I wish I had money to buy a keyboard...