Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@gamerforgod: Granted, now there are unlimited hours, and it will never be your birthday again, and we don't make it to christmas, just stay on February 16th... which noone cares about.

I wish my Pokemon would level up faster

It would be funny if Feb 16th was his birthday....

Granted, but the bottom screen of your DS will forever have an image on Bald Bull's 8-bit crotch burned into it.

I wish Yoshi was in more levels in New Super Mario Bros.

Granted, but he's dressed up as the princess, and Bowser is doing naughty things to him while you're stuck on 1-1 getting murdered by a legion of special Hammer Bros.

I wish I had been here for easily the best part of this thread.

Granted, but things progressed so quickly in the thread last night that you were never able to really participate, so you mainly kept to the chat instead :3

on that note, i wish you'd been here for the fun last night too :3

Granted, But lz showed up.
I wish I was safe from lz.

@110percentful Granted but now lz haunts you in your sleep.

I wish there was a Steam sale going on now.

Granted: there is a steam sale going on right now, but every one is bought before you can get one.
I wish I had an SD card menu on my DSi.

(Off-topic but still extremely relevant: how do you corrupt a wish by adding lz? lz is like instant awesome, just add bleh. )

Granted, but your DSi is attacked by a ninja and dies.

I wish for a robot cow that can fire lasers from it's udders.

(Off topic but still extremely relevant: awesome people know how to corrupt wishes, and I felt lazy.[still, lz does have his moments... shudders at the memory of one day in the Chatroom)
Granted, but its udders fall off and it dies.
I wish for a cow that produces flavored milkshakes from its udders.

Granted, but its milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach but I have to charge.

I wish I didn't now have that song stuck in my head.

Granted, instead, you have miley Cyrus's songs stuck in your head.
I wish I had a PSP go. [HAH! Not really ]

Granted, but your sentence doesn't make sense so the grammar nazis incarcerate you.

I wish 110percentful didn't just post above me.

Granted. He posts below you also. [and he takes your "eye pixel" out.]
I wish I had 2 more wishes.

Granted, but you just used one of them.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Granted, but I steal one of them, and you use one. You have one left.
I wish I had 60 tennis balls.

Granted, but you'll have to take them from Roger Federer's tennis ball machine which is broken.

I wish I had my Wii.

Granted, but it has artifacts and corrupted system memory, and no controllers

I wish Soda Popinski was real, and was the WWE Champion

If I get away with it, then that's not really a bad thing. In fact, it would be more than what I wished for

@Droid: Granted, but he then winds up in an extended feud with John Cena that gets voted Worst Feud Ever in the Entire History of Wrestling. sucks to be a part of that one D:

I wish people would stick to corrupting wishes around here :3

Your wish becomes granted, but only Starboy can corrupt yours

I wish John Cena's feuds only lasted 2 weeks