Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now two more people know about it!

I wish I could play a Mario Kart game.
_{Actually, I might just do that}

@NintendoBuddy - granted, but you go at it all day long

I wish I could make a photo album

Granted, you now have an album filled with photos of your favourite photos!
_{Morning everybody!}

I wish I wasn't late for Power Rangers

Granted, now you're late for work
_{Good morning, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could create some emoticons for NintendoLife

Granted but the only emoticons you can use are a picture of lz as a fairy with wings on his back shudders

I wish I could do backflips.

Granted, but you break your back when doing frontflips
_{Good night, guys}

I wish I could create a good word for the dictionary

Granted, you come up with 'wordspellingcorrectlytome', a new word for 'dictionary' added to the thesaurus!
_{Good night StarBuddy}

I wish more people played D&D.

Granted, now people don't play Monopoly (or any other board game for that matter) anymore
_{Hello, everyone}

I wish I could create a statue

Granted, but it's made of excrement.
I wish I had a better car

Granted, but it's a flying car that you don't know how to drive!

I wish I had some cake.

Granted, but you have to go through a nigh impossible series of physics defying trials at the whim of an insane A.I. to obtain it.

I wish I had some pants

Granted, but they're skintight

I wish I could create a video game world

Granted, but Hyrule has already been created!

I wish my custom Magic sets would become popular amongst the Magic-playing community.

Granted, now the custom Might set has been recalled from stores (as in "Might and Magic")
_{Hello, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could plant and water flowers

Granted, but flowers are already plants made from 90-something% water!
_{Good morning StarBuddy}
I wish I knew how I came up with the nutritious amphibian known as the Vyte-Be Mealfrog...
_{Anybody want to see it?}

Granted, now you forget how you came up with everything else
_{Sure, I'd like to see it}

I wish the sky was filled with rainbows

Granted, but you forgot your ABC's in exchange.

@StarBoy: Granted, but you go blind.

I wish I was too sexy for my shirt.

Granted, but you're so sexy it hurts!

I wish I could find a way to add the last four Rangers to the story as subtly as possible.

Granted, but you forget about Gray and Brown. (Unless those are two of the four which you are referring to?)

I wish the internet wasn't full of idiots.

Granted, now it's full of stupids!
_{Actually, I was referring to the Aqua, Tan, Darkgreen and Magenta rangers, who become the Pearl, Gold, Shadow and Ruby Rangers, respectively.}