Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but Kamek cast a sleep spell on you!
_{Morning, everybody!}

I wish we really were Power Rangers.

Granted, we get to battle the forces of evil and fight for justice
_{Morning, NintendoBuddy, sorry I was absent yesterday}

I wish potato chips weren't so oily

Granted, now they're dirty instead!
_{No problem, StarBuddy. I've been having connection problems too}

I wish for today's Ranger ep to go as smoothly as most of the others.

Granted, but now the following episodes will go less smoothly

I wish I could make a house out of pillows

Granted, but you are unable to breathe easily when inside it!

I wish I could play the GBA and GCN games I ordered through eBay right now

Granted, but your Credit Card information is revealed and in use of another person.
...OH and the GCN Discs and GBA Cartrages are Scratched and Dirty.

I wish I was Immune to all negative ailments.

Granted, now you're no longer immune to positive ailments!

I wish for a strawberry cheesecake.

Granted, with one bite, you somehow got poisoned! You gradually lose HP.

I wish for infinate ammo in real life.

Granted, but now no one's safe
_{Good night, my friends}

I wish I could walk on ice without slipping

Granted, but instead you trip on the ice and break both ankles.

I wish my armpits smelled like delicious vanilla.

Granted, but now the rest of you smells like sweaty armpit
_{Goodnight, StarBuddy}

I wish Vaynard didn't smell like sweaty armpit.

Granted, However theres a ticking timb bomb in the SNES and Kerosine in the accessories!

I wish there was an HP Meter on the top left corner of your vision in this universe.

Granted, but it obscures whatever object (whether it be for good or evil intents) might be appearing in said corner

I wish I could sing in the rain

Granted, now you're happy again
_{Good morning, everybody!}

I wish I could colour-code my entire Nintendo handheld collection either all different or all blue.

Granted, but now you can't tell them apart.
_{Good morning to you! More like good evening/night for me.}

I wish bananas always tasted good.

Granted, but now all other foods taste bad
_{Morning, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I had a set of binoculars with me right now

Granted, but there's a layer of dried mud over the lenses!
_{I just posted today's episode synopsis!}

I wish we could all go to the Nintendo Life Galaxy.

Granted, but you gotta collect 100 purple coins

I Wish for better Android applications.

Granted, but androids still can't perform many tasks until we've perfected their programming!
_{It's not the golden age of robotics just yet}

I wish for somebody with which to play Mario Kart: Super Circuit to be present.

Granted, Here I am.........Oops I forgot the Gameboy Advance!

I wish for more pizza.