Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the earth feels so embarrassed for being shaved of all the grass

I wish I could I write in cursive on the computer

Granted, but it's really hard to read.

I wish Slimes were real (I know they're bad, but they look so happy!).

Granted, but they soil the carpet

I wish I could make a house out of books

Granted, but one of your guests wants to read one and pulls it out, causing your book house to fall!

I wish my Wii cords wouldn't tangle up.

Granted, but they will be short of only five inches...

I wish for a 2011 Mazda3 HB for my first car.

Granted, but it breaks down.

I wish this week's school days would go by fast.

Granted, but now all the rest of the school year goes by very slow

I wish I could learn some magic tricks

Granted, but they only consist of pulling rabbits out of hats.

I wish my "S" and "E" keys would respond the first time I type on them.

Granted, but now all the other keys on the keyboard don't respond on time

I wish I could play the drumset

Granted, but in Biributo Kingdom, the Drum Kit plays you
_{Good morning, everyone!}

I wish I knew what StarBoy's college peers and PunnyGuy's and DannyBoy's schoolyard peers were thinking now that we're trapped in the Mushroom World...

_{Good morning, NintendoBuddy =)}
Granted, they are really worried about us and are hoping that we come back

I wish I could create an object with wooden blocks

Granted, but you simply use eight wooden blocks to make a bigger wooden block!

I wish we could find a potential Pink Ranger today...
_{Today's the search for the NLifer who would become the Pink Ranger...}

Granted, but it'll take all day to do so
_{I can't wait for the next episode =)}

I wish I could swing on a web like Spider-Man does

Granted, but you'll have to make do with stunning light and five-second invincibility!

I wish I knew how I came up with nine Megazord configurations...
_{Don't forget: fifteen minutes till we begin!}

Granted, but you soon forget again!

I wish I can get some mega-action on tonight's episode!

_{No more naps for now!}

Granted, but it's full of hot water!

I still wish we had a Pink Ranger for tomorrow's episode (my most recent post has images of both potential Pink Ranger outfits!)...

Granted, but (s)he's a narcissist
_{I love your images, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could plant a tree
_{See you all tomorrow}

Granted, but a tree's already a plant!

I wish people would plant a sapling for every tree they cut down

Granted, but no one cuts down the trees, they incinerate them.
_{You Power Rangers have been posting on this thread non-stop for ages!}
I wish I could play the haunted version of Majora's Mask.

Granted, but you will have nightmares of the goron baby crying

I wish Airman can be defeated.