Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but we get arrested for parking them after the parking meter expires.

I wish I wasn't asleep in the next episode.

Granted, but now you're the only one that's awake

I wish I could make a collage

Granted, but a collage of various Gaddgets could be dangerous!

I wish I was more inclined to post non-thematic wishes.

Granted, but your corruptions aren't as fun anymore.

I wish chocolate milk really did come from brown cows.

Granted, but there's no pink cows to produce strawberry milk...
_{and still no Pink Ranger...sigh...}

I wish for a ripe, juicy mango.

Granted, but a random monkey snatches it!

I wish I knew what zoo animals thought about. _{They look so bored.}

Granted, "I'm soooo bored..."

I wish I knew what politicians thought about. _{They look so evil...most of them, anyway. JK}

@Yakko - Granted, now you know that they think you're weird
@NintendoBuddy - Granted, now you know that they're thinking completely confidential stuff and talk about world conquest

I wish I could buy a new pair of shoes

Granted, but they smell! Pee-yew!
_{I wanna buy a new pair of shoes, too!}

I wish there was no such thing as obnoxiousness.

Granted, now nobody has any self-esteem!

I wish a Koopaling would hijack this thread.

Granted, but it's not Larry, it's Roy.

I wish the Raccoon Leaf would return again.

Granted, but it's a lot hard to fly around with the Racoon Suit in 3D Mario titles

I wish I could there was a popcorn/ice cream hybrid food

Granted, but it's REALLY sticky!

I wish Crispy M&M's were still being made in the US.

@StarBoy91: Granted, let's try butter popcorn-flavoured ice-cream!

I wish I'd granted StarBoy's wish with caramel popcorn-flavoured ice-cream instead...

@PunnyGuy: Granted, but now nobody else has them...

I wish I wasn't ninjad so often...

Granted. Now you're pirated!

I wish all matresses were comphy.

Granted, now it's the thing worth sleeping on, rendering the sofas and couches useless

I wish I could hang up a poster on the ceiling

Granted, but that requires a trampoline.

I wish it wouldn't rain in my town tomorrow.

Granted, now it's gonna be unbearably hot in your town

I wish I could have a pet goldfish
_{Good night, everyone}

Granted, but Goodnight, StarBoy!
_{Now THAT'S a corruption! Wait a minute...}

I wish for some vanilla pudding!

Granted but it expired in the 80s.

I wish I could play MHT right now.