Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but no more episodes of your new show for you.

I wish I was living in a bigger house.

Granted, but it's so very roomy that it makes you feel very lonely

I wish I could wear boots inside the house without getting the floor dirty

Granted, but Dora doesn't appreciate you wearing her monkey friend on your feet!
_{My little cousin just loves Dora the Explorer...seems like just yesterday she was into In the Night Garden... They grow up so fast}

I wish we could find DannyBoy's Power Coin tomorrow

Granted, but you drop it down a drain.

I wish Manchester United weren't so unlucky. Seriously, I am SO ANNOYED! They're 3-1 up going into injury time, and then Everton score 2 goals in 3 minutes to make it 3-3, the last goal due to a lucky deflection. Why does nothing ever go United's way? Chelsea seem to get lucky all the time. AAAARRGH!
Sorry, I just want some sympathy here.

Granted You team from now on is the beat to ever play the sport but as a trade off you have to sell your soul to the devil! Your choice!

I wish it wasn't getting cold out so fast!

Granted, but now it's getting very hot out, and you melt to the ground

I wish I could sing songs all day long

Granted, but you can't stand your singing voice.

I wish the time was the same all around the world.

Granted but yours is the time that's screwed up and get to wake up at 1 am for school everyday.

I wish to live on a boat over the water.

Granted, but it gets attacked by man-eating sharks

I wish I could buy a new tuxedo

Granted, but it catches on fire just as you put it on.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, now everybody else is but you
_{Hey, SpriteKing, how've you been? =) Long time no see}

I wish I could multitask every time

Granted you are now so good at multitasking that you are never without something to do so no more free time!

I wish I could play videogames all day long!

Granted, but you forget to eat or do your homework

I wish I could search for lost treasure

Granted search all you want it remains lost forever!

I wish I had a Ham and cheese sandwich right now!

Granted, but it's so satisfying, that it makes you so full, and you can't eat anymore (until you're not full anymore)

I wish I could swim in the water for countless hours

Granted you are now a fish never to live on land again. You get to pick the fish though.

I wish for chocolate cover ice cream!

EDIT: OMG, I forgot to grant the wish. [Facepalm]
I wish that I'll find a working old Nintendo console with a ton of games at an extremely low price at one of the many garage sales near my house.

@Tech - Granted, now you're addicted to ice cream for life
@Destroyer - Granted, but it's a one in a million chance of it happening

I wish there would be no homework at school

Granted, now you have tons of homework at home.

I wish I had my Power Coin in Power Rangers: Nintendo Force.

Granted., but you have to get it from the clutches of a hungry Piranha Plant!

I wish I could get a third hand so I can type and eat at the same time.