Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but thats only because they've all been furries from the start.

I wish I had some juice darnit!

Granted, you now have a glass of darnit juice! Don't spill it all at once

I wish we could get started on our game already!

Granted, but I'm waiting for you to officially begin it!

I wish that there was always a good deal on Chessmen cookies.

Granted they are now free but your lunch at school just tripled.

I wish for a new videogame.

Granted, but it's Superman 64!
_{Sorry for stealing your thunder PunnyGuy!}

I wish somebody would play Peach so we could start our game already!

Granted, but they're a terrible actor.
_{Come on, somebody! Play Peach!}

I wish I had a propeller hat.

Granted, but you ascend yourself to the sky, never again coming down to the ground

I wish I could ride a raft

Granted, but it floats far away, leaving you stranded with nothing but a freezer full of ice-cream and soda!

I wish I had a unicorn, bought with gold given by a leprechaun.

Granted, but uh those unicorns are a bit fruity, so let's just say at the end of the day you'll be in the hospital having a horn taken out of yer butt.

I wish Justin bieber wasn't famous.

I'd corrupt that wish, but the game's begun, meaning I'm now stuck in Kingdom le Mushroom!

I wish PunnyGuy, StarBoy and DannyBoy would check the Power Rangers game!

Granted, but now I wish you would check the Power Rangers thread!
_{Clicks the "Watch Topic" link}

I wish I knew exactly how the Power Rangers thread worked.

Granted. You simply post as though we were playing the parts, just like in a TV show.

I still wish we had a Peach...

Granted but she is bossy good for nothing no it all.

I wish NintendoPurist would change his avatar back.

Granted, and erm... some bad stuff.

I wish for a tree, to hug. <3

what kinda of corruption is that?
Granted but the tree you hug has a bee hive in it and You did notice the bear going for the honey. The bear knocks he hive out of the tree and it falls on your head. You proceed to run to the nearest source of water. But with the hive on your head you mistakenly run the wrong way causing you to be devoured by a bear. NOW THATS A CORRUPTION!

I wish for a big fluffy pillow!

Granted, but it's so comfy that you never want to separate yourself from it; and you always bring it with you wherever you go

I wish I could create a board game

Granted. It's a game that makes everyone bored! Rimshot, please!

I wish I was a faster poster in the Power Rangers thread.

Granted, but now everyone else can't keep up with you

I wish I could play one of the video game versions of Lemmings (I never played the game; surprising, I know, considering it's famous and well-known)

Granted. It's the buggy pre-release version.

I wish limburger cheese smelled better.

Granted, but now all other aromas are unbearably horrid smelling

I wish I could sleep all day long