Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@Yakko - Granted, but it gives you a big tummyache, that you can't get out of bed until it goes away
@DannyBoy - Granted, but you accidentally sprinkle water on yourself, and you become a plant

I wish I could have a telescope with me

Granted, but you accidentally spot Rosalina getting dressed in the Comet Obsevatory! She takes offense and shoots a comet at you! _{You still live, though!}

I wish I knew how bad the Atari E.T. game really is.

Granted, but you can't stand the truth ,your brain is wiped of all memory of the game, and you are back where you started.

I wish I had the Poltergeist 3000.
Edit: I officially claim the title of forum ninja.

@PunnyGuy Granted I told you then had to kill You lol

@DBTD Granted but yours only finds people with sheets over there heads.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted. It has anchovies on it!

I wish anchovies tasted better. _{I think I know where this is going.}

Granted, Now the anchovies are Ice cream but your mom wont let you have any.

I wish i had a new flat screen TV.

Welcome to NintendoLife, Clichename97!

Granted, but it breaks as soon as you get it home!

I wish it was October already!

Granted, but you miss everything that happened in September.

I wish i can go on a cruise next summer.

Granted, but it has the same fate as the Titanic (everybody lives, though!).

I wish I could stop wishing about the new games I'm waiting for.

Granted, but you stop wishing altogether.

I wish I got on NL more often.

Granted now your on more then me and that's scary!

I wish to be on nl less often!

Granted, but I'll miss you...

I wish everyone obeyed the "quality over quantity" rule.

Granted but now we get one new game every 6 months cus of it thanks!

Wish to be a pro football player!

Welcome to NintendoLife, Clichename97.

Granted, but you stink at all other sports

I wish I could construct a building

Granted, but someone takes a wrecking ball to it! _{Everybody's a critic...}

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but it receives a corruption!
_{That was the corruption!}

I wish I could say 'corruption' 3 times in one post!

Granted, but the memory files on all of your favorite video games corrupt and leave you without any good save files left.
I wish I was a GrandMaster at chess.

Granted, but now you're so good, that no one would have the heart to take you on and try to outrank you

I wish there were bunk beds in my room
_{Good night, everyone}

Granted. But they have no mattresses, pillows, sheets, or blankets. Now all you have is a big steel frame to sleep on!!!! ENJOY!!!! lol

I wish I was finished with Seminary School!!!!

Granted, you are kicked out.

I wish I had a rabbit to chase around, and when caught would give me a star.