Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but then your teeth might stain and lack veggie muscles. [That wasn't overly mean, was it?]

I wish I could jump over hurdles.

Granted but you fall on your face afterward.

I wish you would stop worrying about being mean cause nobody ever takes it as offensive.

Granted, but I try my best not to worry; but I guess it might take awhile before I completely not worry.

I wish I could stop "sandwiching" comments.

Granted, now they make you into a sandwich.

I wish I knew what you meant by "sandwiching".

@ToonLink: i.e. [Comment 1 - User A] [Comment 2 - User B] [Comment 3 - User A] That's what I mean by "sandwiching".
Er, I mean, granted, but then you become a sandwich.

I wish I could be a little more descriptive.

Granted, you are too descriptive and your computer fell apart

I wish that I had a sandwich

Granted, but then the sandwich eats you alive. :3

I wish that playing PAL [Europe] games on the PlayStation did not involve the use of an import cable.

Granted, it now requires a 10x10x10 metre box thing.

I wish that Starboy will be granted the power to screw someone's wish up in the name of good humor.

Granted, but he never uses it. ever.

I wish for this thread to be painted black.

Granted, but now you cant find the home button.

I wish this thread would die.

Granted.

The end.

_{come on, V, no wish? :3 -- TBD
I had a wish, Dragon. And you just haaaad to go and corrupt it, didn't you?}

Okay, I wish there were BBQ-flavored lolipops.

LOL, now for Round 2! I wish for the power to read people's minds.

Granted, but evryone aparently hates you. :3

I wish for a mountain of spam.

Granted, but the mountain of e-mails promising penis enlargement, wire transfers from Nigeria, and discount meds from Uzbekistan does not please you as much as you thought it would.

I wish Tomena Sanner wasn't so addictive D:

Granted, and your Wii breaks down to cure you addiction. I wish I have no spam in my emails.

@TBD Granted, it is now so despicable, you hate it and never want to play it.

[REAL OFFTOPIC WISH] I wish that Vendetta didn't play that mean joke so I didn't waste 10 minutes making a new thread for the good of NL.
[ONTOPIC WISH] I wish that the sea was purple.

Granted, but it wasent a joke he really did lock it for ever and ever.

I wish for an extream blueberry muffin.

Granted but the blueberries turn into bat guano making you extremely sick.

I wish I had a clean pair of boxers.

Granted, but they cling to your privates, trapping humidity and causing a terrible case of genital fungus.

I wish Bobpie understood what "for the good NL" really means.

Granted, but he acts the same.

I wish to be a butterfly.