Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now it's the only backyard in your neighborhood, and now everyone might trespass it

I wish there was no such thing as a heavy backpack
_{Good night, everyone}

Granted, now backpacks are all pocket-sized Bags of Holding!
_{I made a D&D reference! Hooray for D&D!
Good night, StarBoy91! Dream of tasty Star Bits! Here, have a bag of Star Bits from my Super Mario Vault!}

I wish more people would enjoy Power Rangers.

Granted, but 5 people can't feed that many people...

I wish that I had a tough weapon in MH3.

Granted, but you get it in MH3, not Monster Hunter Tri.
I wish that I knew why NintendoPurist keeps on giving things to people from his different "vaults".

_{gah D:}
Granted, but then- Um.... Uh..... Exploding Pig-Bomb????

_{I wish I had a way to corrupt wishes for knowledge........}

Granted, but I just gained knowledge for corrupting your wish!

I wish I had a box of 36 Scars of Mirrodin 15-Card Booster Packs right now!
_{By the way Atomic Wii Man, I just like to be generous and kind. In fact, have this Palutena statue from my Kid Icarus vault!}

Granted, but they materialize inside your stomach.
I wish that I was better at graphic design in D.I.Y.

Granted, your microgames become so good that NLers start stalking you to trade with them!

I wish there was an enhanced remake of Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins...or at least a re-release of it in the 3DS Shop.
_{For you, Bobpie, an Ice Climber Mountain Pass playset featuring miniature figurines of Popo, Nana, various vegetables and enemies; as well as a remote-controlled Excitebike; both from my NES Classics vault!}

Granted you can have my pulsating core hammer but you loss all your other weapons to pay for the upgrades.

I wish to fly to the moon on the outlaw star!

Granted, but I get neither your wish nor your corruption, so you end up flying to the moon on the Coleslaw Salad instead!
_{Anyway, Tech101, here's a Cobalt Game Boy Advance SP from my Consoles and Handhelds vault! It's in mint condition as though it just left the factory! And, a boxed-and-manualed copy of Super Mario Advance 4 from my Super Mario vault to play on it! Have fun!}

I wish I could believe I just bought a mint copy of Mario Kart: Super Circuit on eBay...

Granted believe it my friend. Opps then you woke up.

I wish to fly to the moon on the bebop.

Granted but you have to have "Anime Geek" tattooed on your neck.

I wish I could walk like an Egyptian.

Granted, I don't know why you would wish for that, so I can't think of a decent corruption.

I wish someone cool would revive the 'Favourites Game' thread.

@JayArr Granted but you can only walk like that for the test of your life.
@LuWiiGi Granted but that someone is not you.

I wish for m lions to win the Superbowl!

Granted, but it's only big enough for two cups of cereal.

I wish I didn't have to finish my summer school assignment in two days.

Granted, now you have to finish your summer school assignment in two hours!!

I wish the sky wasn't cloudy today
_{Thank you, NintendoPurist. =)}

Granted, the sky is falling!

I wish for Manchester United to win the Premier League this season.

Granted, but now they can't win any other seasons at all

I wish that all my drawings would come to life

Granted, but they don't like you at all so they run away.

I wish I could write faster.

Granted, now everyone else won't be able to catch up to you

I wish I knew why "chips" are called "crisps" in England, while "fries" are called "chips" in England