Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, so wear one.

I wish that LuWiiGi had better corruptions.

Granted, but (insert clever corruption here).

I wish I looked better.

Granted, you get plastic surgery, and your face is all puffy so.

I wish that I could ride an ExciteBike.

Granted, now you're an 8-bit sprite living forever in an NES!

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but you get broke the moment you buy everything you desire with all the money

I wish there was no such thing as permanent ink

Granted. Now ink doesn't exist at all.

I wish the movie industry gave a crap about making a good movie.

Granted, but good movies now have crap in them.

I wish lightspeed travel was possible.

Granted, but it's all too much to withstand, thereby making you melt down literally in the process

I wish today would last forever

Granted, every day is Labor Day, except school is not cancelled

I wish Nintendo would make more games

Granted, but now they are about quantity over quality. All their games they dish out now are terrible!

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, now you'll have to go every day after that (including weekends)

I wish you had to option to color the words in NintendoLife

Granted, but the words become really hard to read!

I wish I knew when Toy Story 3 is coming out on DVD.

@StarBoy91: Granted, but between PunnyGuy, JohnWalrus, SpaghettiToastDinner and I over-using the colour editor (we'd do it, we really would!) the feature is removed by Corbie...
@PunnyGuy: _Ninjad! Granted, but then ninjas invade the department and DVD stores, claiming every copy in the world for themselves!

I wish I had a plate of ravioli with cream sauce.
_{For PunnyGuy, a Master Sword replica...and for StarBoy91, a Triforce replica...both from my Legend of Zelda vault!}

Granted, but a nearby dog eats it.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but it eats your homework, and the teachers won't believe you when you tell them

I wish it was possible to freeze time

Granted, but it takes a while to thaw.

I wish I could tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi while being blindfolded.

Granted, but one of them tastes like crap (wait, isn't that true anyways? )

I wish I could tell the difference between apple and raw potato while being blindfolded and having my nose pegged.

Granted, but you don't really enjoy the raw potato taste...

I wish I had issue 1 of Nintendo Power.

Granted, but a gust of wind blows it into a powerline, and...well, you should be able to work out the rest...

I wish for an inflatable Kirby chair that can support my weight (I'm nearly 2 metres tall with a broad build and some muscle mass!)
_{For you, PunnyGuy, a talking Fawful doll from my Mario RPG vault!}

Granted but the chair is full of helium and you fall asleep on it and float away to another planet.

I wish my back yard was bigger!