Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now you go with the humongous ship once it hits an iceberg, taking place earlier in the 20^th Century

I wish it was possible for the homework to do itself

Granted, but it's turns out the homework didn't even understand itself, so you failed it...

I Wish I was in a nintendo video game.

Granted you are now in superman64.

I wish to fly in the space shuttle.

Granted, but you eventually get lost and lose contact with mission control, then you drift into space for years and when you return to Earth, no one remembers you.

I wish for me to be a monster hunter. (MH3 basically)

Granted by great jaggi rips your head off when you realize you actually can swing a great sword.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted, but it makes your tummy hurt so badly that you get sick in bed all week long

I wish my room was camouflaged

Granted, then soap and Captain Price come into your room and start shooting you.

I wish I had lotsa money.

Granted but it is only usable in a game of Monopoly
I wish I had a cape like Mario's

Granted, then the cape shrinks in the wash.

I wish I could go on an adventure with link and be heroic and stuff.

Granted but the heroic adventue is just rescuing cats that are stuck in trees and doing community service.
I wish I could summon Wario to do a Wario Waft on people who annoy me.

Granted, but Wario does the Wario Waft on you....

I wish I could be fox's apprentice (in StarFox)

Granted, but you get killed off five minutes into the game!

I wish more people would check out the 'Favourites Game' thread. Wizzy, you seem to post on it a lot. Thanks.

@Wizzy - Granted, but all you do is act as janitor in the base
@LuWiiGi - Granted, but now people won't visit any other thread anymore, including this one

I wish I could have ice cream 24/7

@LuWiiGi you got it.
@StarBoy Granted, but then it all melts.

I wish I could be a character in SSBB, with a sword and shield, somewhat related to Link or Toon Link.

Granted, but it's Bowser-flavoured.

I wish I knew everyone on NL in real life.

granted, but there's alotta people so. That's corrupted enough.

I wish I could own a clawshot and get around to places easier.

Granted, but then you use the clawshot on a branch, but it's incredibly light and you fall down, feeling unconscious for two straight days (you still live, though)

I wish I was good at folding paper in half

Granted, then you get many paper cuts.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you suck at it.

I wish my corruptions weren't so lame.

Granted, now they're so great that they bring everybody elses' to shame

I wish I could wear a cap