Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's a car from the Starflight Express, and Stella is not flapping impressed with your thievery! Give it back!

I wish somebody would think that corruption funny!
_{Here ya go, Tech101! It's a replica of the Vanish Cap from my Super Mario vault! Be careful, each time you wear it the power runs out after about 28 seconds - and it takes a whole 5 more seconds to recharge!}

Granted, but the only person who found it funny was you (only joking ).

I wish I was a nice person.

Granted- you already are
I wish I understood how phone calls work

You're going to make me cry, Sadman.
Granted, but the answer is so horrific that you have to wipe your memory to get rid of it.
I wish my computer was faster.

Granted it is now so fast you can't catch it.

I wish it was monday already.

Granted, you strange, strange person.

I wish I was like the person who grants this wish.

Granted now you are a strange, strange person.

I wish for banner ideas.

Lol, SuperPeach. Lol.

Granted, but I, the strange, strange person, gave you the ideas.

I wish I would move house already.

Granted, your house is moved by an immense tornado. You ain't in Kansas anymore, Dorothy!

I wish my in-line skates still fit (I only bought them like 2 years ago :/).

_{EDIT: Ninja'd!}

Granted, but by 2 years, you forgot how to ride them.
I wish that it won't rain tomorrow.

Granted, but now all types of weather save for rain will happen all at once

I wish I could compose a list of wishes

Granted you become the great starboy91 composer of all things. Now your so famous and forgot to clam all the money you earned for taxes. You spend the rest of your life in jail for tax evasion.

I wish I play more ps3. Instead it just sits there and collects dust. Other then movies that is.

Granted, but you have so much fun that your Wii becomes abandoned!

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted, now you live in a two-story mansion, and that's the only place you'll ever live in, and you'll never come out again

I wish it was always easy being descriptive

Granted, but the long descriptions are such a pain to read!

I wish Meta Knight was in Kirby's Epic Yarn.

Granted, but he's the only creature not made of yarn!

I wish I had a delicious, fresh pineapple to eat...yum!
_{For you, PunnyGuy, a trophy of Sheik from my Smash Bros. vault!}

Granted, but you have to eat it while it still has its spines on it! Yowch!

I wish The Ink and Paint Club (an old Disney Channel show) was back on TV.

Granted, but every episode is interupted with 5 minutes of Hannah Montana and othernew Disney shows every 2 minutes.
I wish I had a magic paintbrush that I can either erase or befriend people with.

Granted, but you accidentally erase your friends and befriend your erasees!

I wish I had a tall watermelon-pineapple-peach crush to drink!
_{For you, ballkirby1, a toy Diddy Kong and a toy Dixie Kong from my Donkey Kong vault!}

Granted but yoshi ate all the fruit that goes in your drink and it came out you no where in liquid form. Eeww!

I wish to be king of the world.