Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but every time you go to grant someone else's, it's already been granted.

I wish I could jump like Mario.

Granted, but you keep getting headaches from all that headbutting boxes.

I wish I could reply faster.

Granted, but everybody else still replies faster than you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only for a short time, like Pit.

I wish people would stop complaining about my Friends on NL idea.

Granted, but now they're complaining about PunnyGuy's complaining about the current state of Disney Channel
_{Here ya go, LuWiiGi and PunnyGuy - a red rupee from my Legend of Zelda vault for each of you! They're worth 20 rupees a piece!}

I wish StarBoy91 would corrupt this wish so I could give him a treasure from my Nintendo vaults.

Granted, NOT! My very prescence corrupts the wish, since it's not StarBoy91 corrupting it!

_{People are still complaining about my complaining? Come on, guys, I'm over it, now! I'm a changed man!}

I wish I had something nice to give to NintendoPurist since he gave me so many nice things today.

Granted he gets preview copy of Zelda skyward sword. After playing it the game gives him a real life mission. At the end of the message he has 5 seconds to remove the game or his Wii will be destroyed. Sadly he does not make it in time.

I wish I wasn't getting sick. Cough cough!

You do,But you died from Dysentery.
I wish for the dinner blaster.

Granted, but you shoot it in the wrong direction!

I wish Metal Sonic would be in Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2.

He is,But he fired a laser which killed you.FOREVER!!!!!!

I wish for...Chocolate rain.

Granted. Some stay dry, but you feel the pain!

I wish I had more chicken salad (yum).

Granted, but it starts to spoil your diet adversely

I wish I had the power of telekinesis

Granted, but your power backfires.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and finally get a BIT.TRIP game.

You do,but in the process of downloading it to your wii,it blew up.

I wish I finally get a new DS game.

Granted. It's Superman Returns (which is really bad)!

I wish September 29th was here sooner so I can know exactly when the 3DS is coming out.

It is Steptember 29,but since it was a timeskip,you died from starvation.

I wish I had a chili dog.

Granted, but it clogs your arteries, which makes it hard to breathe (oh, wait, I'm not too sure about that)

I wish I could paint something right now

You did,But you painted something disturbing that it burns your eyes out.

I wish I know how magnets work....

Granted but you mess up the law of physics and the sky starts falling down on you.

I wish we didn't need money to live on.

Granted but now you live in hippie commune and you smell like manure now.

I wish I didn't have to work for money.