Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you'll have to get them in side quests!

I wish I would stop talking about my extreme dislike for The Disney Channel before I get banned.

Granted you get banned for talking about your extreme dislike for the cartoon network instead

I wish I had Wii party right now

Granted, but it keeps freezing every five seconds.

I wish I had a fish.

Granted, but it tries to bite you whenever you try to feed it [@Yakko - I hope you don't get banned ]

I wish I had the motivation to ride my bike again (I know how to ride it, but I just don't feel like doing it)

Granted, but you must ride it off a steep hill! (Don't worry, I'm not REALLY going to get banned. It's just a joke. )

I wish I could see some polar bears.

[Oh, okay, cool]
Granted, but they come at you and give you big bear hugs and become your friends

I wish I could see some stellar constellations tonight

Granted. They're in Animal Crossing.

I wish I could see some penguins.

Granted, but they're in Animal Crossing

I wish I could see a fur seal.

Granted, but they're in....you know.

I wish I was a taste-tester at an Italian restaurant.

_{NintendoPurist got post 3000! Congrats!}

Granted, but you can only taste the garlic bread!

I wish I could teleport to Japan and back anytime I wanted to.
_{Thanks PunnyGuy!}

Granted, but you eventually get arrested for abusing time travelling

I wish there were dolphins in the beach

Granted, but they are only for show. No swimming with them!

I wish I had some marinara sauce for my garlic bread (which I really like ).

Granted, but I misread what you said, and you have marine sauce instead, which is 99% saltwater with a hint of phytoplankton!

I wish I knew if anybody's read all my NL reviews...all two of them...

Granted, but I only read one.

I wish I had a cooked lobster.

Granted, but it's still alive and nips your nose!

I wish I knew which review PunnyGuy read

Granted, but it wasn't Paper Airplane (Chase).

I wish I knew what life was like in Australia.

Granted now you live down under a bridge.

I wish for a great day tomorrow.

Granted, but tomorrow night you will have nightmares!

I wish I could interview Warren Spector.

Granted but he puts Hannah Montana in Epic Mickey and changes the name to Lame Mickey
I wish Cartoons were as good today as they were in the 90's

Granted, but they're not. You must now listen to me complain about it.

I wish everyone would check out the "The First Word That Comes To Mind" thread. _{Hint hint.}