Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but I go back in time, and while in the past I stop myself from granting the wish thus causing the universe to explode.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you wished to wash my feet!

I wish I didn't post on this thread so often, cos it's probably really starting to annoy people.

Granted, but now you are filled with a longing that can only be satisfied by posting in other threads so much that you start to annoy people.

I wish I was more responsible.

Granted. You help an old lady across the street and she gives you $100! _{Corruption...corruption...oh! I got it!} You get egged by Birdo!

I wish for a Plains Donut!

Granted the plains are full of douhgnuts watch your step that's a crispy cream LOL.

I wish for my grass to cut itself.

Granted. Because you are now neglecting your grass, it sees no other choice but to start cutting itself. Shame on you.

I wish I had an airship.

Granted. It's a ship made of air.

I wish I had $1000 spare, right now!

Granted but you need to use it on replacing your video game collection cus someone stoled it during the night.

I wish life was like a game sometimes. We can always start over.

Granted, now Princesses are constantly being kidnapped, there is war always going on (you know, Call of Duty...), and you are stuck as some hero's sidekick.

I wish I remembered to wish when I posted this instead of editing a wish in lol.

Granted. You wish for a jar of dirt!

I wish nobody was allergic to peanuts.

Granted, now the Peanut-allergic people are allergic to all food except peanuts.

I wish I could make up my mind on using this Nintendo Points card on Wii or DSi.

Granted, but your internet shuts down and you cant use it.

I wish I had a new pen.

Granted but I doesnt work

I wish I could get My SSBB and MP3 Fixed

Granted, but now all the other games that you own won't work

I wish that days would last forty-eight hours (where the several hours of it is school, while the majority of the hours is free-time)

Granted but now there is only 132 1/2 days of the year.

I wish Comcast wasnt the only internet provider in my area.

Granted, now you have two choices!
_{I don't know what Comcast is...sorry...}

I wish I had a plate of ravioli with spinach and bacon sauce.

Granted, but it makes your arms grow big a la Popeye

I wish I could make a cartoon movie

Granted, you just made a movie in collaboration with Nintendo about Lumas!

I wish StarBoy91 really could become a Luma

Granted, but he won't be able to type anymore when he TRANS-FOOOOOOORMS!

I wish Disney XD was the classic Toon Disney again.

Granted, enjoy your classic toons! You deserve them! _{Corruption...corruption...oh! I got it!} Your popcorn catches fire, so you have to go hungry while watching them

I wish I had some recipes for Krak Pot in Dragon Quest IX.