Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted your entire body is now made of water. The only problem is on a very hot day you evaporate into the air.

I really wish I had a candy bar right about now.

Granted, you now have the most addicting candy bar in the world and you can't stop eating it.

I wish to be the light.

Granted, but you're so bright you blinded everyone in the universe.
I wish the Metal Gear MSX games would come to the NA VC this Monday.

Granted, now anytime that Metal Gear appears on the VC, it is now proclaimed Camouflage Day.

I wish to play the guitar.

Granted, It's an evil Bass Guitar from Earthbound that shoots lightning.

I wish for a Net Navi.

Granted, but then something bad happens and stuff.

I wish to be turned into data, so that I can roam the interwebs at all moments.

Granted, but someone forms a virus that kills you.
I wish my dsi was white instead of blue. [and I hope the bad thing is something other than it breaking.]

Granted, but the DSi's lower touch screen ceases to work. I wish to have superhuman powers and become immortal.

Granted, but you are put in a Superpower-proof cell by scientists to study your abilities for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't bored .

Granted, but it's made of poop.

I wish the credit union would simply erase my credit card bill WITHOUT losing my stored money data.

Granted, but I understood none of that, so you actually got a giant orange elephant dropped on your car.

I wish for a machine gun implanted into my arm.

Granted, but all of your limbs were cut off along with your arm, and you put up against a wall and experimented on by an alien species.
I wish I knew what animals said.

Granted, but its really frustrating having a bath (or going swimming) and you cant get your arm wet.

I wish someone would clean my house!!!

Granted, but that someone is you, and it takes all day and is exhausting.

I wish that Feenie had understood what I said (it really wasn't that complicated...I want my debt eradicated without also losing the money I have in the bank).

Granted, but now instead of cute, ditzy Feenie you get cold, sarcastic b*tch Feenie.

I wish I wasn't a cold sarcastic b*tch.

Granted, but now you're a heartless robot with no feelings either way.

I wish the infamous "RRoD" had never existed.

Granted. But neither did your mother.
I wish I had a robot that makes pancakes.

@Link-Hero Granted. But it self destructs when it's turned on.

I wish that there was a loophole in this thread.

Granted, but it turned out to be a noose that strangled you.

I wish I had a SEGA Saturn so I could play whatever actual GOOD games were on it that SEGA refuses to release in any other form (at least in the West...see NiGHTS.).

Granted, you now have the ability to play every single Sega Saturn game because you now have an import cable. YAY!!!

I wish potato chips weren't so addicting.