Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted- you now have to wait until December! (Evil laugh)
I wish Sonic 4 would come out today!

Granted, but it's all buggy because it isn't finished yet!

I wish I had a taste for tomatoes.

Granted, but you eat too many and become obese.

I wish I didn't have to log out now, but I do... bye.

Granted but you stay of forever

I wish that the 3DS would have a sort of NL Chat room and I had everyone from NL's Code

My wish worked! Granted, but you can't connect to WiFi.

I wish for the same thing Otaku wished for.

Granted! But you don't have a 3DS!
I wish my mother would stop spying on me...

Granted but now your father spys on you.

I wish a VC game came out today.

Granted, but it's a game you abhor

I wish there were houses made of ice

Granted, but global warming melted them

I wish there were houses made of lightning

Granted, but you get shocked if you attempt to lean on a wall or touch anything

I wish everyone could breathe underwater and on air

Granted, you can breathe while standing on the air, however, you must breathe both water and air at the same time.

I wish I had a wooden sword

Granted, but it splits in half and damages you if you attempt to swing it at something

I wish that I could hold a world record

Granted, you hold the record of "Most annoyingly nicest user"

I wish I lived in Hyrule

Granted, but you regret doing that the moment that Ganon and his cronies attack the land and take the inhabitants (including you) as hostage

I wish I had super powers

Granted, but it requires 1000 Star Bits for you to...TRANS...FOOOOOOOORRRRM!!!!

I wish I was a superhero too!
_{Thanks for reminding me about my childhood ambition StarBoy91!}

Granted but your one weakness is air.

I wish I was a transformer.

Granted, you can now transform into a tricycle.

I wish my hair was actually a bunch of hair-like antennae that would let me sense everything going on around me.

Granted, but then people get freaked out cause they think you're an alien or some giant bug.

I wish that this game could get more awesome: http://e3.nintendo.com/wii/game/?g=kirby
EDIT: Bah, no double links. It was supposed to take you to the Its My birthday cover

Granted, but it's the only game anybody wants to play! This website suddenly becomes Birthday/Yarn Life!

I wish it was tomorrow already so I could play Other M.

Granted, but every Wii near you breaks

I wish I had an Epona floatie