Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but nobody seems sad at the moment (wait, that's a corruption?).

I wish people would stop abusing animals!

Granted, now people start abusing homes

I wish there was no such thing as a bad smell

Gratned but now you cant tell if food has gone bad and as a result you eat something that makes you sick.

I wish I had enough for a new tv.

Granted, but that "enough" is thousands of bananas, which you have to sell somewhere to get the money for that tv.

I wish my broken Wii would fix itself magically.

Granted, ti is now sentient and rebels against its situation.
I wish Mass Effect wasn't so glitchy.

Granted, but...I can't think of a corruption, and nobody's noticed that PunnyGuy's been killed again and StarBoy91 has been killed twice, so they are both brought back to life (twice for StarBoy91)! Cue the Dragon Quest Resurrection Theme!

I wish for everybody in these forums to receive their favourite dish prepared by their favourite chef
_{I love to be nice! It's so...nice...}

Granted, but cos I'm a mean jerk, and even though you didn't corrupt my wish AND gave me my favourite dish, I lock you up in a cage with PunnyGuy and StarBoy91, and kill all three of you, then resurrect you, then kill you and resurrect you over and over, then finish it off by giving you your least favourite dish prepared by your least favourite chef. I love to be mean...

I wish I knew how to make text tiny, like NintendoPurist just did.

Granted, but then you use it every time you use the thread and nobody can see your text.

_{Hint: Put a squiggly (The thing after this sentence) before and after whatever you want to make small.} ~

I wish for world domination!

_{Darn you , Destroyer360!}

Granted, but I have galactic domination!

I wish you would grant this wish and the next wish I make for real.

Granted, but your next wish will go horribly wrong!:

I wish someone would teach Americans how to spell!

Granted, but they only know how to spell in Spanish.

I wish I had an orange.

Granted, but it tastes like an apple. (Weird, huh?)

I wish to get anything I want for free legally.

Granted, but it lasts for only a day!

I wish Animaniacs reruns were back on TV.

Granted, but they're not as good as you remembered.

OK, Sadman said my this wish would go horribly wrong, so here goes...
I wish I had a pink fluffy lovable talking immortal pony.

Granted, but it is too cute for you to comprehend, causing your head to explode.

_{Animaniacs not as good as I remembered? Pfffft.... It's BETTER than I remembered!}

I wish that Keebler would still make Cookie Stix.

Granted, but you can't have them because you made my head explode. _{You were a naughty boy...}

I wish people took me less seriously.

BTW, PunnyGuy, I just noticed it says in you signature that I'm your friend. Thanks, man.

Granted, now I'm the only one who notices you!
I wish people would watch my YouTube videos

@LuWiiGi: You're welcome.

Granted, but I don't know your Profile and Channel!

I wish I was able to put all my friends in my signature.

Granted, you already have. I am so mean...

I wish the NL team would think I am awesome and give me a shield (I'm talking to you Newton!)

Granted, but there's busy work to be done now that you've earned your shield.

I wish that I had my new Nintendo Power magazine already.