Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the sun makes you blind and makes you crash in front of a tree

I wish it would rain food (like in that movie Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs)

Granted, I hope you like sprouts.
I wish I could have a conversation with Fawful.

Granted, but Fawful talks you to death with his chortles and fury.

I wish children would have more homework these days

Granted, but they have no schoolwork. Heh heh heh.
I wish I had a pet turtle.

Granted, but it sees you play Super Mario Bros. (known for its turtle cruelty) and calls it quits!

I wish more people liked peppers.

granted but now peppers are used in everything even icecream
i wish mario party 9 had a offcail relese date

Granted. It's on February 30, 2011!

I wish cake fondent would taste better.

granted but its only a crumb of cake fondent that tastes good
i wish that there was a free day :just go into a store and get as much free stuff as you can

Granted, but the store runs out of all its goods after just one day, becoming bankrupt (and it was such a nice store, too....).

I wish Red Lobster restaurants would stop closing so much.

granted but now its the only resturaunt that isnt closing today
i wish for shcool to be more fun

Granted, but it's more fun than playing video games

I wish I could bake some bread

Granted, but it's the kind of bread you don't like!

I wish that some people would train their dogs instead of tying them up outside.

Granted but there trained to be mean
i wish the 3ds would come out sooner

Granted, but it's been rushed, and it doesn't work

I wish I could enter the Mirror World (like in Kirby & the Amazing Mirror)

Granted, but now you can't read anything since the text is backwards!

I wish I could go to Delfino Island.

Granted but you have to stay in their worst hotel
i wish i could go to funky Staduim(that battle place in mario kart wii where you can do lots of tricks)

Granted, but you get pummeled with shells, banana peels, and Mega Mushroom attacks!

I wish my hand would stop falling asleep whenever I play my DS.

Granted now You just fall asleep.

I wish the world revolved the other way.

Granted, the Earth crashes into a GIANT CHEESE SANDWICH!!! I have problems.
I wish I didn't have problems.

Granted, but now you have no body parts either.

I wish my family wasn't so nosy.