Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but now you are a Cleveland Browns fan. D: (my team)

I wish this thread would get locked.

Then TheBlackDragon swoops down from the sky and says Granted but do we really want this topic locked? Naa!

I wish this topic could go on forever.

Granted, but it starts sucking.
I wish I had moar money.

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I could go to the wild.

@PunnyGuy Granted, but in the wild you get mauled by tigers and lions.

I wish that no more wishes would get corrupted.

Granted, but since I can't corrupt an un-corruptable wish, I self-destruct. _PARTY!!!!

I wish I could live to be 103.

Granted howethingou smell you pee every half hour can't hear or see a thing and don't remember who You are.

I wish the sun would stay up all day long.

Granted, but it makes it very hard to get to sleep with that bright light!

I wish the moon really was made of cheese.

Gratned but on really hot days its melts and covers the earth in cheese like cheese on a pizza.

I wish there was something good on tv now.

Granted, but after today there will never be anything good on ever again

I wish I had a larger video game collection.

Granted, but it fills up your whole house that you can barely get in anymore (including the kitchen)

I wish I could sing everyday

Granted, but your vocal cords strain from excessive singing!

I wish I was better at Flipnote Studio.

Granted Your so good at it You become a famous composer on Broadway and your work is so demanding you never get to play another video game as long as you live.

I wish Nintendo to rule the next video game generation too.

Granted, but their walls explode from all the money they're getting (I'm suprised it hasn't happened yet )!

I wish Ivy the Kiwi? sells a lot of copies.

granted but you are the one paying for the 90000000 copies sold
i wish i could work at nintendo

Granted, you get to scrub the toilets!

I wish for Wii Remotes to come in the originally-revealed red, green and silver colour schemes, plus yellow, purple, ice blue, light pink and orange, as well as the currently-available white, black, blue and pink.

granted but they dont work
i wish i could fly

Granted, but upon takeoff you are captured by aliens which knock you out with powerful gas and perform experiments on you, because you're the first flying human in recorded history!

I wish I could wear an SCBA (that's 'Self-Contained Breathing Apparatus').

granted but it breaks very easy
i wish i had a new computer

Granted, but as soon as you boot it up for the first time it turns into a hot dog!

I wish I could wear an SCBA that doesn't break!