Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you learn that there's not "mush room" in the Mushroom World!

I wish I could book a vacation to Wuhu Island.

GROAN

Granted, but you can't get any further than out of the boat. Or plane.

I wish for a whistling pinwheel.

granted but it just got caught on fire!!!!!!!!!
i wish hammer bro was playable in all the mario kart games

Granted but it is no longer called Mario Kart, but Big the Cat kart and every other character is a different colored Big the Cat.

I wish Rare would come back to Nintendo and stop stinking up the video game world.

Granted, but they decide to hault production of Donkey Kong Country Returns so they can develop it themselves, causing it to have a looooong delay!

I wish I had one of those 3D TVs.

granted but its only 3d for 1 second!!!!!!
i wish new Wii2 news came out

Granted but the news is it wont be coming put till the year 2015.

I wish I could gain weight.

Granted, but you gain so much weight that you actually become a giant, a giant so huge that you get very little oxygen all the way up there, and have to rely on wearing a giant breathing apparatus, only removing it to eat and drink!

I wish I had a gas mask...no, really, I do

Granted, but you get arrested for having changed

I wish to make the planets smile

Granted, but you realise that planets don't smile, only Lumas smile; therefore, those planets must in fact be Lumas post-transformation...and you faint from stress of thought!

I wish I had a replica of a Star Bit.

Granted, but a Luma comes to your house and mistakes it for a real star bit, and eats it.

I wish my last wish was granted. (Thank you Tasuki...)

Granted, but now that you post a lot in this thread, Destoryer, everyone else feels misincluded

I wish I could wear Mario's cap

Granted, but Mario comes to take it back and is none too happy. Translation: fireball to the face.

I wish Fallout: New Vegas would come out....

Granted, but now all other video games' release dates have been postponed (welcome to NintendoLife, Blink)

I wish I could go down a waterslide

Granted, but the waterslide is a one-way ticket to the underworld. (Thanks, I've been lurking for months)

I wish I had laser eyes!

granted, but the lasers are on all teh time so you burn things you dont want to
i wish the SaP:ss learderboards were easier to crack

Granted, but you cracked it so hard that you couldn't look at it ever again.
I wish I knew what Sap:ss was.

Granted, but it's an acronym stands for a very naughty thing, and you regret wanting to figure out what it means (tbh, I have no idea what it stands for, either)

I wish everyone here at NintendoLife was a Luma

Granted, but that means that we all have a goal of becoming planets one day, which makes our goals in life pretty dull!

I wish that the classic Mario "coin sound" would play whenever I picked up a coin from the ground.

Granted, but it sounds awfully dated

I wish Lumas were real