Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but after that, that's all you'll ever know

I wish I could compose some music

Granted, but you'll never again write, paint, draw, sculpt, act, create, build or otherwise express yourself creatively other than composing music!

I wish for a bag of Skittles.

Granted, but you cant open the bag to eat them.

I wish our soccer team wins its game Saturday

@NintendoPurist - granted, but it's empty, leaving you sad
@Tasuki - granted, but it'll be the last match they win

I wish I could protect everyone from harm

Gratned, but when you do you yourself are harmed.

I wish for a rootbeer float.

Granted, but its so heavy that you drop it and spill it.
I wish the Kirby's Adventure soundtrack could get even more awesomer (impossible, I know )

Granted but now there Lazy and put in music Remixes of SuperStar and Squeak Squad

I wish I could beat the Coffin/Bug thinggy in KH 358

How would that be more awesomer?
Granted, but once you beat in, your memory card corrupts. Goodbye, save data!
I wish Super Star wasn't so totally overrated (yes, I said it )
_{I mean, it's good, but not that good}

Granted but as you do you system bursts into flames.

I wish Saturday would hurry and and be here.

Granted, but it's Saturday in a week's time!

I think wishes are overrated, so I would like to not make a wish this time.

ummm, OK
I wish that I was immortal.

Granted, but you become locked in a permanent suspended animation!

I wish to know what kinds of DQIX avatars you guys have, so I'll start a thread shortly after posting this

Granted. It is now replaced with the sounds of people puking over and over again.

I wish I had the ultimate lazy chair. One that had so many features, that I no longer need to get up ever again.

Granted but you get so fat that you break the chair and you can't get up.

I wish life was easier.

Granted but life is so easy now that it is boring. No challenge, no reason to go on living.

I wish they had toupees that actually looked believable. (Is crying over losing his hair)

Granted but when you put the toupee on you can't ever take it off again and your real hair starts growing back.

I wish my car repair didn't cost so much. (1750 ouch)

Granted, but now it keeps breaking after the repair.

I wish I posted in this thread more, considering I'm the one who made it .

Granted, but the repair shop uses duct tape and bubble gum on the repairs making your car look worst than it did before going in.

I wish my new computer monitor would arrive today.

Granted, but it's broken!

I wish I knew why those Hungry Lumas in Super Mario Galaxy 2 love eating Coins so much.

Granted, but once you find out you decide to eat a coin...and one coin turns into a hundred coins...and then a thousand coins...and then you...TRANS-FOOOOOOOORRRRM! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Punny Guy Galaxy, a land of Goombas that resemble clowns, Koopas dressed as famous comedians and comediennes, and a non-stop barrage of puns, glorious puns!

I wish I knew more about the Mushroom World.