Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but then there's an outburst which causes mayhem and destruction because of it

I wish to see the Earth from space

Granted, but you forget to bring an oxygen tank.

I wish I had some food right now.

Granted, but it makes your tummy hurt so much

I wish to design a building

Granted, but Will Wright pimp-slaps you for giving people real life building ambitions instead of ambitions of buying his games and building in them

I wish that all of the Final Fantasy games were released on the VC/Hardware.

Granted, now it's the smartest application there is, making other ones seem decent

I wish I knew what being a fish underwater was like

Granted, but it turns out that you like being a fish so much, you decide to get surgery to become one. Your surgeon is Doctor Oz. OH NOES!

I wish that I had more friends on my Backloggery

Granted, but you get too many friends and they all start bugging you!

I wish I could spin the Wheel of Morality.

Granted, but it turns your morality to indifferent. Your life now lacks purpose.

I wish that Nintendo would release the whole Mother series.

Granted, but now it's all everyone talks about and all the other games from them are forgotten

I wish I could drink a bottle of water in one gulp

Granted, but you drown.

I wish I had a real Mini Mario toy.

Granted, but it constantly smashes your hand with its toy hammer

I wish I could heal everyone

Granted, but you did too good of of a job healing them. They are now invincible and cannot be hurt, causing them to take stupic, life-threatening risks!

I wish I had a stockpile of Mini Mushrooms.

Granted, but you decide to consume one and you become so small that you're the size of a thumb

I wish my eyes could zoom in and out

Granted, but you are caught ogling a pretty girl with your eyes zoomed in and you get whacked with her purse!

I wish I had a Tanooki Suit.

Granted but your suit is defective and it keeps flying up to the moon.

I wish I owned an airplane.

Granted but it too tiny and the auto pilot is set to fly straight up your nose.

I wish I had a mute button for the women in my office.

(Dont we all)Granted but now you just get text message from them all day long.

I wish my central air was working.

Granted, but now your external and internal air is not

I wish I could rest with my eyes open

Granted, but now you don't like any drinks, like water, which leaves you parched

I wish I could extend my arms and legs

Granted, but the Master Sword is too heavy for you to lift that it's very painful to try to get up

I wish there was no such thing as amnesia