Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now all you do is govern and it is a bore

I wish calculators could talk.

Granted, but it's smaller than that image would make you believe

I wish I could swing on a vine.

Granted, but vines now don't exist.

I wish I lived closer to the library.

Granted, but now the librarian constantly visits you whenever she wants to constantly remind you when your book(s) is/are due, scaring you for life

I wish I could have a propeller hat.

Granted, but the way you run the joint is so inexperienced, that people will barely come over at all

I wish the novel 1984 was never made.

granted, but this alters the space time continuum, and every book written after is changed in some way, so our memories change too.
I wish I could play the demo versoins of the new 3ds games.

Granted, but you play them too long that you get very painful eye strains!

I wish I could ride on Yoshi.

Granted, but because you're too heavy for him, Yoshi will try to swallow you and turn you into an egg

I wish Kirby was colored blue instead of pink ('cause blue is my favorite color)

Granted, but Kirby's blue color reflects his attitude. He's emo now.

I wish I could stay young forever.

Granted, but now all your friends will be too old to do anything with you

I wish I could make a sculpture out of comic books

Granted but You get lazy and cant move to play your DS or Wii
I wish I have beaten more games 100%

@Nintenzo - granted, but it adversely affects your health, and you cannot eat anything again
@Otaku - granted, but now you can't complete games with 100+% status

I wish I could play bowling everyday

Granted, but bowling starts to get old and boring after playing it every day!

I wish I had a swimming pool in my yard.

Granted, but it's not properly structured, and you melt if you make contact with the water

I wish I could walk with my hands

Granted, but you lose blood in your legs, and they are useless.

I wish I had a million dollars in my bank right now.

Granted but it uploads a virus!

I wish it stayed summer all year long.

Granted. But the 3DS that you receive is not quite finished because you didn't wait for it to come out, and you can play nothing on it, and it's absolutely worthless!!!! lol

I wish I had 10 billion dollars!!!!

Granted, but when you get it a pyromaniac comes by and burns it all.

I wish I could go to the library.

Granted. But when you get there, you find out that the same pyromaniac who burned up my ten million dollars has also burned all the books in the library!!!! lol

I wish board games didn't cost money!!!!

Granted but I hear there's a pyromaniac running around burning everything in site.

I wish someone would put that Pyro in jail.