Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now you're lost in the foyer and die there.

I wish Chat was faster.

Granted, but it's so fast that you can't keep up with it!

I wish that I could fly an Arwing.

Granted, but now its so fast that you cant read it.

I wish I had every nintendo system ever in working condition

Granted, but you are in the future, where imagination is outlawed.

I wish that I were good at sports.

Granted, but you are then teleported to a universe where everyone is lazy, and doesnt do anything active. (also known as the U.S.)
I wish the U.S. wasn't so fat

Granted, but now everybody is too thin, causing their own bones to snap like twigs!

I wish the Throwback Galaxy was a real galaxy in space.

Granted. But all it does is throw you back into the last galaxy that you were in, which isn't nearly as cool as you thought that it would be!!!! lol

I wish the 3DS was out already!!!!

Granted, but it causes eyesight problems and you go blind.
i wish this wish couldn't be ruined.

@GamerForGod: Granted, It is. You cannot afford it because it is over (tempted to say 9000) the amount of money you have.
@NoName: Granted, but you next will be.
I wish I had a long tongue so I could lick my ear

Granted, but you are mistakened for a giraffe at the zoo and kids around town will constantly feed you crackers just to see your magnificent tongue. Also, you will be harassed by newscasters nonstop!

I wish I had a penguin.

Granted, It runs away.
I wish the newscasters would stop mistaking me for a Giraffe.

Granted, but the kids still want to feed you crackers. You also still give yourself wet willies non-stop and have the taste of ear wax forever stuck in your taste buds. Gross, huh?

I wish I caught my runaway penguin.

Granted. But he now wants to kill you, and he stabs you with his penguin fins!!!! lol

I wish I could post faster!!!! lol

Granted, but you get impatient and bored waiting for the other people to post something!

I wish I could eat like Kirby.

Granted, but you ate so much that you popped.

I wish I was better at golf.

Granted. But now no one else wants to play golf at all!!!! lol

I wish my computer had a CD drive on it.

Granted, but it can only play Justin Beiber's latest album MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I wish I could get a new iPod Touch

Granted, but as soon as you get it the newest one gets announced! Those sneaky Apple people.

I wish I could meet Shigeru Miyamoto in person.

Granted. but Bill Trinen is not with him, and he doesn't know what you're saying.
I wish that I had wings.

Granted, but they're only for show, you cannot do anything with them.

I wish it wasn't hot out.